These people are incapable of being shamed, and will continue to not care.

Fuck yo phone, use the brightness slider /s

Sadly they’ve always had a hate-on for USPS.

They do like their seals in the us government, makes for great/easy to design POGs coins. Unless you mean the animal, though i bet someone has a literal seal on a coin somewhere.

Logistics is literally the #1 achievement of the US military, its absolutely insane

I saw cable TV for the first time in like 15 years recently and there are ADS for scientology, just… playing on normal channels, in breaks between reruns of Friends and Big Bang Theory. What the actual fuck.

My brain: Welcome back to middle school!

I dont know and i actuallu like cooking. I also don’t have a routine of consistently eating meals at a set time. Dinner can be anywhere from 4PM to midnight. Or never. Or gorging on snacks for the entire evening and hating myself.

And cheetohs too, i think.

Gotta love the ice cream barge story tho, what a weirdly demoralizing thing for another country to be struggling to maintain a supply line and the enemy shows up with a fucking barge that’s purpose is to constantly churn out 3 flavors of dessert

Right? If any group would know and understand that polygraphs are bullshit, it’s fucking FBI employeees

Always a “fun” moment when you’re confused at why its so bright and suddenly realise oh fuck its morning.

Definitely didn’t do that twice last week beating Avowed.

If they cared about names, i wouldn’t have to keep “return to Sender - Not At This Address” stamping mail for previous tenants of my appartment.

TIL my lactose intolerant ass can have semisweet chocolate chips.

Mmm, squash…

Bny

(Supposed to be a gif of him nodding)

Its not VISA prepaid card, theyre talking about the scammy shit that places like fast food or grocery stores try to use to pay their employees.

https://www.consumerfinance.gov/ask-cfpb/are-there-fees-to-use-a-payroll-card-en-403/

Poor airport security, nobodies ever just happy to see them :(

For now. That’s going to get a lot harder the further into the story you get.

smh, some of these people have clearly never worked second or third shift /s