Always a “fun” moment when you’re confused at why its so bright and suddenly realise oh fuck its morning.

Definitely didn’t do that twice last week beating Avowed.

If they cared about names, i wouldn’t have to keep “return to Sender - Not At This Address” stamping mail for previous tenants of my appartment.

TIL my lactose intolerant ass can have semisweet chocolate chips.

Mmm, squash…

Bny

(Supposed to be a gif of him nodding)

Its not VISA prepaid card, theyre talking about the scammy shit that places like fast food or grocery stores try to use to pay their employees.

https://www.consumerfinance.gov/ask-cfpb/are-there-fees-to-use-a-payroll-card-en-403/

Poor airport security, nobodies ever just happy to see them :(

For now. That’s going to get a lot harder the further into the story you get.

smh, some of these people have clearly never worked second or third shift /s

Tbh its still weird to me after coming to Lemmy from reddit that they reinvented the wheel for comment formatting syntax.

From “> ! ! <” to :::

On a scale of TV Short to One Piece, how long will the delusions persist?

That is also a possible reason for leaving.

Nah, the proper way is mutual face sniffing.

Source: i do that with cats, they’re usually taken aback at first but sniff back

I made it this far without ever posting anything, it’d feel wrong to start now (also the only stuff i got to post i got from here in the first place, soooo…)

Instructions unclear, granting Nestle all water rights in Washington state.

Hell yeah

Why do i feel like thats Loss using chinese characters?

Perform Bad Apple using the most complex geometric shapes possible.

Less grilling, more smoking. Temperature monitoring for long cooking times without having to leave an air conditioned environment.