Yay, Gattaca.

As an adult, trying to think about the logistics of a furry dog shaving in the morning makes no sense at all. But I always loved it when Snoopy smiled like that.

Small child: “Grandpa, tell us about the banana wars again!”

Old man: “The year was 2026, that was before 3D-printed food…”

Because no one has posted the other photos:

And this is a photo of the same dress taken under proper lighting:

He’s building up to something.

And Japan has Muji.

I am now accepting offers to be some rich person’s hermit.

Russia: “Surrender!”

Ukraine: “No.”

Russia: “Pleeeeeeease?”

Fucking transparent and desperate beyond the lowest points of the Soviet Union.

I actually really like this. Slightly tongue-in-cheek having Supes stepping on his own logo.

It was the 1990s, this was one of the biggest shocks of the decade.

That’s just poetry.

Oh, god. Heathcliff is a LARPer.

Stupid, sexy Human Damar.

Brassies.

For ‘driving’ reasons.

Now I’m curious, what is the oldest telephone that would work with a handset modem?

That’s why you see fewer and fewer of them.

It’s possible for there to be a 130-year-old Admiral Archer still living when Kirk commands the Enterprise, but not a 105-year-old Porthos. Medical science might increase the lifespan of pets, but not by that much.

Long ago, someone online posited that Archer just got into raising Beagles in retirement so the one Scotty lost was a likely a descendant of Porthos.

When you accidentally walk in on a gruff Klingon listening to teenybopper music.

Got the spinal cord of a conch shell.