Yeah, I’d expect that kinda petty jealousy from a hippo

Is it someone’s turn again already?

It’s like you combined Big Brother and Friends, but in video game form

Right? I was surprised at the use of ‘confiscated’ in that sentence

Well, two wives just seems excessive

Kinky

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For all intents and purposes, the religious right in America puts forward what I call “Supply Side Jesus”, who is whiter and not so troublingly ‘political’ as he is in the Bible

I’d say give Uranus a shot next, but I’ve heard it’s kinda shitty sometimes

/facepalm

The worst part is I know I looked at that earlier and was just like, “yup, no problems here” and just went along with my day, like I’m in the Trump administration or something

Pity

I’m not sure what you’re asking here…

Or immediately question what it/its author(s) stand to gain from making you think it thinks so, at a bear minimum.

I dunno who needs to hear this, but just in case: THE STRIPPER (OR AI I GUESS) DOESN’T REALLY LOVE YOU! THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!

I know it’s not the perfect analogy, but… eh, close enough, right?

This has some real strong “well if she didn’t want to get raped she shouldn’t have been dressing like that” energy

This made me think of something I read online one time that essentially said if you really want to get a question answered correctly on the internet you shouldn’t just ask it, but rather you should post the question and then answer it incorrectly as, invariably, someone will show up to correct you

I’m sure we could make an exception just this once

Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank ™

I think he wants people to call him ‘P. Diddy’ or just ‘Diddy’ now, actually. Either way, your old phone should get in touch with those people bringing the sexual assault cases against him. I’m not sure what all ‘getting puffy’ entails, but I’d imagine it almost definitely involves the butt.

I’m sorry, what? What do you mean I ‘got distracted’? My comment wasn’t long enough to ‘get distracted’ in, for one lol… All jokes aside, I’m gonna be honest, I’ve re-read it a couple of times now and I’m still not seeing what you could be talking about… I’d say it reads pretty singularly of focus, more than anything, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As an American citizen, I’ve honestly never understood exactly why the piece of shit wasn’t given the only punishment (that I know of, anyway) befitting a traitor a long way back… I mean, my personal feelings on the matter are that if you - in any capacity, really, though particularly that of someone in a leadership position- attempt to incite, encourage, or otherwise amplify an insurrectionist mob, then that makes YOU an INSURRECTIONIST. Full stop.

Which also makes you guilty of treason. (Full stop, again.)

So… Why, again, was this not dealt with as it should’ve been? Whaf a fucking joke