Yep, on second look it has gills, definitely a shark. But a cute shark.
artifex
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Think the point is that it mattered for those guys that the dolphin asked.
I did this once in college to use up food plan “points” that would have expired at the end of the semester. I drank half a mug of espresso and was NOT ok afterward.
Wait, I only knew this as a 30 Rock joke. Is Tintin actually the original source?!
artifex@piefed.socialto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”English4·3 days agoAny port in a storm.
artifex@piefed.socialto History Memes@piefed.social•Kids these days just don't want to work!English9·3 days agoBeer provided a huge percentage of the average worker’s daily calories. So if you literally didn’t want to both starve and dehydrate to death, you’d need a steady supply.
artifex@piefed.socialOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shootersEnglish5·4 days agoI don’t think it’s a location thing, it’s an intelligence thing - I’m in Florida and it doesn’t make any more sense to me
artifex@piefed.socialOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shootersEnglish17·4 days ago“Do you have and/or operate armed drones” has not been one of the questions I’ve thought to bring up at past PTA meetings.
artifex@piefed.socialOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shootersEnglish9·4 days agoI wonder if the tele-cops operating these things will get bonus points for friendly fire hits
artifex@piefed.socialOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shootersEnglish15·4 days agoThis reads like a MAGA wet dream.
artifex@piefed.socialto Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics.@slrpnk.net•Can China’s Emissions Plan Change the World’s Climate Future? China’s plan to reduce greenhouse gases will largely determine the world’s emissions trajectory, researchers sayEnglish2·5 days agoThey should finish getting their shit together and then implement cap-and-trade carbon pricing for all trading partners to finally complete the Uno Reverse on the West.
artifex@piefed.socialto Privacy@lemmy.ml•TP Link Router wants to share client info with third partiesEnglish6·5 days agoI’ve been using it for 10+ years on a combination of Netgear, TP-Link and Raspberry Pi hardware, so at least that long?
artifex@piefed.socialto Privacy@lemmy.ml•TP Link Router wants to share client info with third partiesEnglish144·6 days agoWeird, I must be seeing a different screenshot, because all I read here is “TP Link would like you to overwrite its firmware with OpenWRT.”
artifex@piefed.socialto Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world•I approve of this message.English12·7 days agoNot only is that also in poor taste, but they missed a HUGE opportunity with the placement of the rope
artifex@piefed.socialto Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world•I approve of this message.English37·7 days agoEven with a gun in his mouth I wouldn’t wear a shirt with hitlers face on it.
The honeycrips are my favorite.
artifex@piefed.socialto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspicEnglish12·10 days agoWhat did the world do to you that you felt the need to make this?
artifex@piefed.socialto Space@mander.xyz•the first crewed Moon mission in 50 years (Artemis II) could launch as early as February 2026English9·11 days agoThere is something uncanny about that photo. I thought it was AI slop, but those are apparently all real astronaut people.
(Also, no way this is going to happen in February 2026, if ever, on Artemis)
Ok I didn’t mean like gunshot quick more like “get your affairs in order” quick.
I think you also need time travel for that, so we’re probably still safe for now.