What meal/cuisine wouldn’t benefit from onion and garlic though? Genuinely asking.

I add at least the powders to probably everything I cook, sometimes even white rice. But I’ve always wondered if I’m adding “wrong” seasoning to a dish when I use them!

(Eta: I also regularly cook with them but usually that’s when the recipe calls for it. I add the powders to browning meat or enhancing sauce etc regardless of recipe I just add them. )

I mean, those are just a series of squirrels distracting you from the last squirrel.

Fucking magnets. How could they stop working???

Thank you for your reply. That is also a really cute comic!! To be fair though; this is just a universal cat owner thing and I’ve seen this joke made in various mediums over the years. It’s a cat behavior as universal as “if I fits I sits” ^^

Oh my goodness the art is so adorable! Does anyone know the artist?

I mean the first half is already technically correct.

So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline

Dude… it must be so exhausting to stay up on current events for this fucking long. I’m already falling behind as I age and I grew up online.

Idk this just suddenly occurred to me for some reason with this comic. Sorry it is so unrelated

Wtf is the “art” AI ? It’s so bad it has to be… right?..

Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.

Omg thank you!!!

Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.

Don’t fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you’re in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag???

Best thing I’ve seen on the internet all month

So recently I learned from a podcast that fetishes usually are political. Trends are conservatives are into stuff against hertero-norm beliefs. I don’t wanna get into examples because it feels racist since it is racist.

The trends for liberals are they are into bdsm.

And then it’s too clean!

This is why encyclopedia salesmen was even a thing.

If you didn’t have that, go to a library.

Eventually there was encyclopedia britannica which was basically one of the coolest things you could have for free on your computer in that era.

It’s a great way to point out the hypocrisy to the “born again” type… just have to have the timing right. Can’t do it when riding on the high of acceptance to a group.

We just gonna ignore all the teen witches out there and inside us???

Praise Jesus

So beautiful

The system itself is historically corrupt against anyone who is not a white male and continues to be so.