At least they’d be pleasant while being useless? I’ve had managers that were egomaniacal terrors.

More like “eventually… I will probably take a little rest halfway and make some sad sounds trying to manipulate you into carrying me”.

Neil you idiot, you land in the blue where the water is DUH. You don’t want to crash!

I have an African Grey. She’s quiet and gentle and obsessed with climbing under blankets and she’s dumb as a rock. Truly a model specimen.

Here she is climbing the stairs one by one instead of flying.

And like 95% of the fun of having big old titties is getting to show a little cleavage if you want to. But the bra makers don’t want to let you wear anything more low cut than a t-shirt. Give me sexy bras I can wear under sexy clothes you jerks!!

It’s a specific look that screams “I have money” and in this particular social circle that matters a lot.

Weird Al

Wow edgy

It’s extremely similar to Harvest Moon.

Stardew is a fairly cosy, casual farming game that you can delve pretty deeply into min-maxing if you want. Usually that profit min-maxing is at the expense of a huge portion of the game’s content - no time to befriend local villagers or experience the story if you’re trying to meet your turnip quota.

I have never felt more like a mad scientist. Beautiful game.

Definitely read up on carnivorous plant care if you’re not familiar, they do have specific needs but many species can handle a bright windowsill!

It’s at ambient humidity and temperature on my windowsill. It’s quite dry here, maybe 20%?

I hear they like warm roots and appreciate a heat pad underneath, so far the black planter it’s in seems to be keeping it warm enough. If I ever notice it reducing in dewiness I might try a heating pad though.

Beautiful!

Because they’re horror novels. They’re beautifully written, thought provoking and creative.

I’m glad you stopped reading them if you found them too disturbing.

Just like Santa, he’s making a list.

Why word?

Many pitcher plants produce nectar as a lure.

Probably, but I still think it’s worth saying.