If your walk isn’t silly enough, the machine rejects you from the Ministry applicant pool. This is known as gait-keeping.

“Despite” or “in order to punish them with”?

Bring a bunch of friends dressed as DC comics characters and pretend you’re at the wrong BatCon.

Nice example of aposematism.

Nice try, guy wearing a motorcycle helmet who wants two phones for the price of one bullet. I’m on to your schemes.

Worth it.

A strong early contender for the dumbest post I’ll read today.

Come on then, do it already and let’s get this show on the road. I’m not getting any younger. Clearly it’s just a matter of now or later and the next few generations are going to have enough to do with all the rest of the problems we’re leaving them. Least we can do is get the rest of WWIII out of the way so the fallout can start decaying.

Chinese meal!

(Let me know if there’s a better place to share these memes)

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Community sidebar, #6.

Photo taken from the deck of the HMS Sheffield.

I bet some flowers smell amazing to dogs. Would be interesting to do some nerd stuff to figure out which ones are most appealing to most dogs and use that to plan a garden so you attract more visitors.

Must be from the same planet as the Ballchinians.

Ray Bradbury’s “A Sound of Thunder”?

And harder.

Assuming the pre-surgery length was something normal (making it a rounding error from this point on) and the average 3.5" long flaccid penis takes 130 mL of blood to achieve a 5.17" erection (4.59" in circumference), those extra ~2.1 billion inches would require 5.4 million-ish liters of blood to fill. If those are 2.1 billion flaccid inches, call it about 8 million liters.

Average total blood volume for an adult human is 4.5 to 5.6 liters so we’re going to need more. An Olympic swimming pool is 50x25 meters with a minimum depth of 2 meters. That’s 2.5 million liters. It’ll take two of those full of blood and a little extra to get things up and running.

Somewhere in that ballpark anyway, I think. Don’t rely on this for medical purposes. Average dick-mensions and pool specifications from Wikipedia, blood fill numbers from a Healthline article.

Garbage-ass crypto casino ad.

They don’t have to be there. Whether they get sent back on their feet, in a box, or in several baggies is up to them and their commanders.

They’re Russians.