Dead teleprompters tell no tales.

I have it on good authority that he also has not denied raping and murdering a young girl in the 1990s.

Did they check the logs from the facility?

The "some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters"¹ of international incident responses, I like it.

His messiah guy? Pawn-tius Pilate.

He got his 10 pieces of silver, fair and square. What would you even spend 5 pieces of silver on back then?

Studying black body radiation.

Every US Marine should have at least a peripheral awareness of that one.

Somebody paid for this service and will have to live with that until their expiration.

“Research vessel” my ass. Researching what happens when you chop up underwater communication cables, maybe.

Resize and super-impose over the Declaration of Independence to find the encoded message containing coordinates where the Illuminati and Freemasons hid their portal to Atlantis.

“Nobody wants to parkour their way through our application obstacle course for (a chance at) a probationary position with shit pay and no benefits that we can yank away at any time because we don’t like the color of tie they wore during our mandatory unpaid off-hours team building event.”

And the side project authored by Chuck Tingle:

• Pounded in the Ass by a Truck into an Alternate Dimension

Soon:

I know nothing about a secretary of retribution, I have no idea who it is. I disagree with some of the things they’re doing and some of the things they’re saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal. Anything they do, I wish them luck, but I have nothing to do with them.

If you’re right, you’ve identified something that explains part of what makes you who you are. If you’re not, at least you’ll have some extra information and the pros can point you toward other possibilities worth investigating. Easy for me to say not to worry about it from this side of the keyboard but in my opinion, there aren’t many bad outcomes here. You’ll probably come away with a better idea of what’s going on and, if this is your goal, treatment options.

People can make mistakes and misinterpret things too (even if they have fancy diplomas and letters after their names). Not suggesting going doctor-shopping for the answer you expect but there’s nothing wrong with getting another opinion.

If only Donald’s father had received and followed that advice. Don’t even care whether he moved to Florida afterward.

Sort of like how after you walk off a cliff, you don’t start falling until you look down.

You have to order them to do it first. Something as simple as “put the money in the bag or else” on a note handed to a bank teller should do the trick, I’ve seen that work in educational documentaries on the television. The “else” here is putting a lien on their corporate strawman but you don’t want to tip your hand too early by spelling it out.

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult#As_a_metaphor

…ritual action and the expectation of rational results from irrational means…

Congratulations on your new cat. 4 isn’t that much bigger of a number than 3, after all.