That’s freakin’ hilarious!

I saw this and thought “Ha! No I don’t!” Then I thought about it for a second and had to check

Turns out I do, in fact, have a Windows partition. Haven’t used it in years, so I know what I’m doing today

“You wouldn’t pirate an illness”

Put some little blades on the mace! They won’t stay sharp for long, but the first few Nazis you hit with it will have a really bad day

Nothing gets women to support you quite like shouting at them for not supporting you

Least convoluted factorio seablock recipe

It’s about 20% working, 80% idiots, but the idiots are crucial to productivity

Disney dog pog

Dance!

It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)

True! And birds are really cool

It’s just the whistleblower detector, don’t worry about it

I actually did the exact same thing when I read The Red Pony in middle school

If they weren’t stupid, they would still be alive

(I still think they’re really cool, I’m just mad they aren’t around anymore and misdirecting that frustration toward them)

Easy! Bielefeld

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reactive_armour#Explosive_reactive_armour

Lactose intolerant individual decides they can’t take it anymore

I feel this in my soul

That same Meta that performs emotional manipulation experiments on its users without informing them or receiving their consent? No, thank you!

Bover deez nuts

Fascism? In my Europe? It’s more likely than you think!