I wonder if this will get to the point where trump claims china signed a deal and america won the trade war, but cargo ships still aren’t coming

we need tariffs to bring back the manly dicksucking jobs stolen from us by communist chinese peasants

How about they call it Cyberfuck and include a built in fleshlight to jerk off the incels who buy this trash

ubuntu some time in 2010, but I eventually switched to fedora in 2011, went back to commercial operating systems (windows and macos) in the mid 10s, but returned to fedora some months ago, and that’s what I’m using now (I do still have a macbook running macos lol 🤷‍♀️)

strangely I don’t think I’ve tried other linux distros all these years, I may have tried to install gentoo and/or arch for meme reasons but gave up and went back to ubuntu and fedora

social networking service/site

My “I didn’t kill the pope” shirt etc.

whine industry

It’s okay to laugh at Elon’s misfortunes, but there’s another kind of “death cross” we should all be thinking about this weekend sits on chair backwards

he doesn’t have the cards

The Base

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In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Emperor, also known by his Chinese name Huangdi,

wtf was the ur-kkkrakkka this whole time???

no

Trees are woke

Especially pathetic when you realize they have better versions of all of those (not bourbon specifically, but spirits)

He wants us to drink woke beer like bud light

That already exists and it’s called infowars brain force

everyone looks better with longer hair

doesn’t have to be long long, but longer