…works on my machine

They’ll probably date bones in the future by how much plastic is in them.

If I had to take a guess, it’s probably the most complex mechanical part in a mouse. The other buttons don’t have the added extra movements. I’ve had the same Razor Deathadder for like 15 years, still going strong. I’m just glad they don’t have actual rolling balls in them anymore.

That woman, his alleged girlfriend, recently made a series of public posts about Epstein on X. Seems pretty incriminating if she didn’t report it. The DOJ saying they can’t convict anyone because pictures don’t talk is bullshit.

*Edit I think her post on X was fake but my point remains.

I like John Stewart way too much to ever want him to be a politician.

Meanwhile, the CS lab is the polar opposite.

Falkor NOOO!

It’s because Spanish explorers thought that they looked like pine cones, so they called it “pina.” Several hundred years pass and some maniac put it on a pizza. It’s called evolution, and with Canadian bacon it is delicious.

Why do I feel like I’m seeing an ex-girlfriend I’ve wanted to avoid after a year

Microsoft is really leaving money on the table by not licensing Mt. Dew BSOD Slurpees. I know this is a Linux boot, but I’m just saying.

Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.

When we did keto we made parmesan chips. You just grate parmesean cheese into little piles on a sheet pan and put it the oven. Pretty tasty, super easy.

beannut-brittle.

That double negative got me. Well that and the fact that the president just shit his pants on live TV.

From the director Jerry Rees on an ama 14 years ago:

"The Kirby 500 series is very close to our Vacuum. Toaster was pretty much a simplified Sunbeam. Radio was like a distillation of lots of bakelite radios into one. I remember there was some discussion among the producers about putting eyes and a mouth on Radio. I pointed out that since he was a clock-radio, he already had a face. And his speaker, is his mouth. Glad they let go of the literal face idea. Blanky’s feel - not his model really - was like an insecurity blanket, because he was without his child to cuddle. Lampy was just a good ol’ bendy-neck. Thought he was bright, but he could be pretty dim sometimes.

Re the junkyard. It’s interesting that we were able to deal with mortality in a way that totally made sense (because cars really do get crushed there) but also went to extremes we could never have gotten away with if we’d used anything but inanimate objects."

I suspect this was a contributing factor in the divorce.

Instead we get subscription model appliances that harvest our personal data!

I mean I do have an alarming amount of hours on dwarf fortress…

You mean “Our Computer”, comrade.