I mean, she literally said the Epstein files are on her desk.

I mean last month, she said they weren’t real. But also they’re on her desk. Because facts over feelings or some bullshit.

As an American, the first thing you spot is my overweight ass asking for a bucket of Mayo.

I never said “I’m an American” or any of that in my life.

That’s so fascinating.

As an American, only peak news from Mexico and Canada gets on my radar. I don’t know shit about Brazil, Cuba, etc. and with my shit American education system, I can’t even name the South American countries.

So if you’re in Italy, you don’t give a shit about Austria, Switzerland, or France and their big news?

Damn, all my Fart Sandwich memes getting blocked. 😭

ICE & Republicans: guys, these migrants could be raped or murdered! We’re just giving them prison and forcing them to work. Isn’t that a better life?

Sometimes my VPN kicks me to one of those backwards ass states and I also get surprised by them. Swap states and I’m in.

Rdx is my jam

My wife’s sister dated a guy in his 30s when she was 19.

So much trauma for a decade.

Bro it was such a shit show when I was growing up.

Just military bros spending their entire military paycheck on a mustang and picking up high school girls.

Still remember my friend crying/begging for help because military bro didn’t get sex and wanted to beat her up. And this dirtbag was going to get shipped with a rifle to some brown country.

Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

Answer: (your comment)

Aren’t we all committing mass suicide already tho?

Your comment made me so sad that we kinda are in a more capitalist way.

We’re withholding meds from old people by taking away their health insurance, not giving them any income, and pushing them into the street.

In the US, Social Security benefits is from $553-$943.

Boy we are so fucked.

Hopefully it fuels the whole season of episodes.

Compared to Clinton, Trump has shown restraint in foreign policy.

You said this like it was facts?

While trying to figure out a new ad blocking system:

I got a fucking ad for PragerU on YouTube, like it was a real ass educational institution.

Open to ideas on how to ruin all their ad money in a totally legal way.

He probably does it now. That marvel body can’t handle junk food.

Also, fat Chris Pratt was a better human.

Been a privacy advocate for two decades. There’s many many lawsuits against tech companies who say they protect your privacy only to lie about it which have been settled.

Then, in a tinfoil hat, the ‘plausible deniability’ policy, and giving the state direct access to your system’s backend. So sure, something like a AI bot might not be sharing your data, because they don’t need to when the government is already building a file.

I love this comment so much

I worked at a 40 person company. Wife was the CEO, her boyfriend of a decade became the “CTO” because he was an unemployed mechanic.

I just took my pay and waited for the company to fail.

Ah yes. Notch.

Made Minecraft. Made a bajillion dollars on one of the best family friendly creative sandbox games.

Absolute vile shit.