Jimmybander

Poetry

They’re gonna be mad when a district judge tells them its unconstitutional.

Cruising the Cut

Evil state? Which one are you referring to?

This just in. Women confirmed to be smarter than men on average.

Beg more.

Obama 2028!

Wow. What a great deal. 155% for the same product.

So that’s why we always rinse the rice. Interesting. Will have to get some Cali rice.

Protectionism. Louisiana makes plenty of rice.

Pipe Organ

Is it a security?

And you’re never getting out.

Jane, get me off this crazy thing!

That’s gonna be uber bloody first.

Probably trying to keep their valuables far away from Ukrainian drones.

I’ll take my salary in tips now.

Ouch, anyway.

I bet it will have the opposite effect.

I used a zip tie on the far end of my big old card to help support it.