This post insinuates that Donald Trump would be any better on genocide. There’s the lie.

That every voting American doesn’t know the details of exactly how Donald Trump tried to steal the election and that the riot was only a small part of it is a huge failure of our press.

I see what you dad there.

No matter what he says, I’m still voting for her.

"Secretary Ashcroft will always stand for life and for the people of Missouri to know the truth,”

A quote from the spokesman of someone a court just ruled was being deceptive

Don’t stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

He earned extra tendies.

With how he is, it’s more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn’t notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn’t notice.

My great grandpa ingested dihydrogen monoxide every day of his life, often more than once. And now he’s dead.

Not where Palestine is concerned.

People usually think of the wealth gap as an abstraction, but the widening wealth gap very literally means more and more of us can do worse and worse without it being reflected in the overall “economy.”

My first thought was “I wouldn’t expect the average lesbian to be super happy about being a prop for fracking marketing.”

Sounds like a confession.

We finally got him, right guys? Guys?

You saying my feet are too big?

Conservative comedians don’t tell or laugh at jokes, they punch down and rehash stereotypes and laugh at the hypothetical “libcuck” who they imagine to be very angry about it.

Kind of an encapsulation of their modern mindset. “Thanks, big guy, for making others suffer instead of me.”

Ted Cruz for human president vibes.

“We will adhere to US law.”

That’s all she needed to say.

I was gonna say checking reflexes is a neurology thing, before I realized that was the joke.

the new NYU guidelines introduce an unprecedented expansion of protected classes to include “Zionists” and “Zionism.”

History books are going to be written on how the stars aligned to make a political view qualify as a protected class, and how it turned out.