Ah shit, you caught me, I wasn’t thinking of the poor shareholders 😢

step 5: There are now 57 other ones out there lol

Sure thing, edited

Lol uncommon Spain W

!science_memes@mander.xyz

LMAO not even a 10 minute account and you come straight here, nothin but a lil troll

Stop being a coward and troll with your main lolol

Me and some friends wrote an outline for a zombie movie years ago from the viewpoint of the zombies. They see themselves as cultured and “normal” while the living are viewed as savages who waste their lives working, keeping up with the Jones’ and addicted to stupid stuff like reality TV. It would have been done in the style of The Office/What We Do In the Shadows, with a film crew following around a small group of Zombies who explain their lives. The zombies would have a very close-knit socialist/utopia type lifestyle while us stupid living lived in a right-wing 'murica hellscape.

If I was rich, I would be signing over a 500M budget over to you right now

Sadly, I’m just a Lemming :'(

Same with getting a place to live. It was quite a shock when I learned you had to fucking interview to rent an apartment, and may not be approved even if you have the money.

Wait what? I’ve never heard of such a thing in any of the places I’ve lived. BS like needing 3x the rent or 1st, 2nd and last months rent + deposit yea

But needing to interview‽ That’s a new one LMAO

It’s actually quite on-brand for apple.

Usually, Android manufacturers come up with a feature that’s actually half decent, but needs a good polish to actually take off.

Apple comes in, refines it to that polish + messaging with their cult, it takes off and Apple claims credit

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

You know what else is X? MY MOM WOOOYEAAAA

Weapons?

Yea, just sold to a prominent retro computer YouTuber (though I’m blanking on the name atm) so I think it’s in good hands now (though too soon for this product, it was literally like a week or 2 ago they closed the deal)

Yea, it might be a wait. I picked up a launch unit just for the purpose of future exploits. I’m just leaving it sealed on a shelf, worst case, I can probably get back what I paid for it in a few years since sealed Nintendo stuff holds their value decently enough.

Like most other people seem to feel about, there’s just not enough of a pull for me to want to play it LMAO

Especially since I already haven’t played my fully modded Switch 1 in a few months as is xD

I’d just turn it off and keep it offline so that you’re on the lowest possible firmware for potential future exploits

Then 🏴‍☠️

Lol sure, it has absolutely nothing to do with the authoritarian regimes they worship that are just Communists-In-Name-Only/s

The receipts

He should do it again, maybe in a Town over or something and answer all the questions “wrong” lmao

Monkey paw curls

Uh huh, just like how the instance/user block being horribly implemented to where it’s just a barely functional mute is just a (4 year) “oversight”.

Funny how their “oversights” just so happen to have benefits to their efforts to push authoritarianism

https://lemmy.world/post/29072279

Probably what all “good cops” think, “I can change the system from within” or “It’s just a couple outlier bad cases, but I’ll make sure to only prosecute actual bad people”