Just imagine how juicy and salacious the evidence must be if we’re going to get alien autopsies to distract from it.

They must be getting close to the smoking gun Epstein files.

Credit Cards have three dimensions, one of which doesn’t seem to bad, so I am sure that is the one policy makers will choose to believe this chart is referencing.

I once was assigned a group project with some other students in my sociology class. They forced me to change a correct answer to a wrong answer despite my vehement protests to the contrary.

I failed the captcha on a website 6 times last night and then closed the browser tab.

I put kubuntu on an old laptop. It runs well enough that I am going to dual boot it on my main PC.

Microsoft out here doing Linux marketing for them.

His teammate looks concerned with that side eye.

My eleven year old laptop is running Kubuntu. I think it might be a Camry (absent the insanely dominant popularity).

Ted, you stupid motherfucker, how about we start executing them instead of protecting them?

What if I am still living but just don’t login to my fbook? My friends might mistake me for social? It seems likely to misrepresent me too.

I saw this many years ago, and I cannot remember where. Happy to see it again and depressed about how relevant it is.

“All American” in the sense that it is a fantastic barometer of America’s decline (apologies to the other countries in America)?

It is a felony in Texas to practice medicine without a license. Probably most other jurisdictions. Who is serving the jail time?

Mean ol Bad Bunny’s show gave him a boner and reminded him of what he isn’t getting at home. Better investigate so he can watch the show over and over again to be sure.

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it!

They are prosecuting Luigi for failing to take it.

Raping the peasants economically and the children physically. Name a better combo? How can we have the temerity to complain?

Someone needs to explain to the morons that market performance has no bearing on the majority of people’s perception of the economy. When we have seen decades of our raises being less than inflation, our purchasing power is eroded to the point where we are choosing what essential we are doing without.

My company’s stock is up 30% but they can’t give a raise over 1.3%. Probably going to have some layoffs soon.

Did the mean Mr. Bunny give you a boner?

In my fifties, can confirm it doesn’t get better. Do you want some additional stress like aging parents? Insufficient retirement savings? Insufficient savings to put your offspring through college? Escalating medical bills/failing health? Slowing reaction times? Bifocals? Dozens of other things that I am too senile to remember?