… all while taking on Coca-Cola and Accenture as partners, you couldn’t make it up.

Related: https://youtu.be/soO9baCk5lY

I could power a data center with the rolling of my eyes after reading this headline.

General purpose journalists have always been terrible with tech reporting. Surprisingly, this has not improved in the last 20 years.

Except it’s not true, I did my German taxes fully digitally last year, it’s very much encouraged.

This is what using Linux feels like.

Dev doesn’t allow packages of his open source project, people keep creating packages, dev stops support for the OS entirely.

In all fairness, this was not hard to call.

… or, you know, learn how to use a stainless steel pan the right way.

That is the plan after all. No safer place than a prison, I guess.

You know what also blocks Recall reliably? Not using Windows.

Wasn’t it Trump who coined the term “shithole country”?

I wouldn’t compare a Steam Deck with living accommodations, but ok.

It’s a “pledge”, so basically totally meaningless.

Why would that be concerning? Let the market find the right price point.

Since no agreement with Trump means anything this “deal” is barely important news. Tarrifs between the EU and the US can and will change unpredictably.

Concise and to the point. My thoughts exactly.

Again I was not sure whether the headline was satire or real. We can’t keep going on like this.

Except the ride doesn’t stop under any circumstances, ever.

Milka ist die eklige unter den Schokoladen, die würde ich nicht essen auch wenn sie billig wäre.