Crumbgrabber
I steal crumbs of wisdom
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•surely your hobby can't be that expensive
6·5 天前I thought it said what having a hobby does to a MILF.
They all come from prisoners, and it boosts the economy, So I believe it’s good
Unless you’re breaking into grandmother’s medicine cabinet to pawn her dentures, life is good.
I can’t seem to sharpen my Toledo Salamuka sword right now.
I got special permission from him after visiting on set, I can show you the certificate. Here is where we signed the deal.

The Santas cap became a shoulder wrap.
The room in its infancy became Christmasy
Then a daddy became a baddy.
The dress with stripes needed some wipes.
Then there was a sweater that got wetter.
Then there were some deeds with some beads.
Then there was a blonde in the pond.
Then we had a grouch on the couch.
Then we had a puppet with a bucket.
Then we had a mess on the dress.
Then there was a flirt with a skirt.
Then we got famous with the anus.
Then we had smut with a butt.




We have my up vote good Sir