Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

“Hmm, I’m pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it’s a sign I should try heroin.”

Yo dawg cat…

“If you care about President Trump getting in the White House, you have to get all your friends and family, everyone you know to get out and vote for him. But you may also have to swallow down voting for that RINO [Republican in name only], horrible, shitty Republican you hate … just so we can control the House,”

If I’m understanding correctly, by horrible shitty Republicans she means Republicans who aren’t horrible or shitty enough.

Didn’t think I’d read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon’s toes today, but here we are.

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real

“Shh! Don’t tell the ants where I am.”

Who could forget Goku’s iconic gun?

An excruciating number, yes

I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel

I agree, you are in the minority

Ooh is that a reference to Tim Minchin’s Storm I see?

Nah man you’re thinking of the song that goes bee bee boo bee boo bop

Yeah, whenever someone comes up with a complex social commentary or political explanation for a Far Side comic, I just remember Cow Tools.

I thought the newest season was okay. Not as good as pre-season 6, which I expected, but better than a lot of the previous reboot episodes, which I didn’t expect.

Honestly my biggest gripe with the show as it stands is that a lot of the current events references (e.g. Amazon, Bitcoin) are a bit on the nose.

My only complaints about Aldi are that the selection is a bit limited (though they often have some interesting stuff in the “aldi finds” section) and the produce can be a bit hit or miss, but I always do the bulk of my groceries there, then get the rest at Kroger. (Their prices aren’t great, but they’re the cheapest in my area beside Aldi.)

AKA confectioners napalm

The standard fine for violating the STOCK Act is $200, but frequently the House Committee on Ethics and the Senate Select Committee on Ethics waive the fee.

The penalty is $200, but only if they feel like paying it.

*poke*