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lmao coincidences are crazy, I just watched a yt video about this earlier.

Not a trace of flint anywhere in that photo. None.

I’ll cap your kneewalk

(This kills the crab)

Yeah that’s how I learned about the level of realism of the game, in Riverwood. See chicken: “huh, wonder if they actually do anything, maybe like the chickens in LoZ:LTTP”

(hit chicken) (this kills the chicken) (o dam didn’t know they die rip lil guy i’m sorry :’( )

GREAT BOILING STARFUCK THE ENTIRE TOWN IS MY ENEMY WTF JUST HAPPENED

(run, obv)

From which came the (now largely archaic) phrase “more x than Carter’s got peanuts.

I’m usually of the habit to throw away the stuff my cat yacks up, but one cat’s puke is a design house treasure, it seems.

Lame af, get your shit together.

Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.

Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.

Big fucking oof right there

That’s all I could ever see of the original. Dude with a huge mustache.

Whatever the fuck wrote that needs a long bath in aqueous fluoroantimonic acid. A big cup of dimethyl mercury wouldn’t hurt either.

^oh no.^

So I got an order of lamb biryani from a local Indian restaurant, that stuff is absolutely delicious! If you haven’t tried it, I fully recommend.

Captain Obvious and his sidekick Keen Boy once again out there fighting their archenemy Oblivitar

“Yeah, a psych ward themed escape room! And it sucks!”

🤘😤

Looks like part of a space station orbiting a water planet

Apple did it too, sue their asses as well

Tried to own the libs and got fucked for it. gj you fucking idiot.

Lie gets posted to Twitter, another user tests it out, and due to the lie involving the use of the N-word, gets to explain to others why they thought it was a good idea to use it.