Imagine thinking that democracy has ever existed in the USA. The only thing that changes people’s minds (i.e., teaches people to have empathy for other human beings) is re-education camps.

Are the different tech moguls just competing over who can lick trump’s boot harder?

Yes, I support using tanks to crush CIA-backed uprisings.

Musk’s new plan seems to be just draining the treasury into his overseas bank accounts.

Capitalism is just as bad as socialism because academics and corporate news sources controlled by the CIA told me so.

Why do the American police kill three people every day?

Both of you are wrong, the syfy miniseries is the superior version. I’m not joking.

White anti-vaxx yoga mommies be wildin’

I shook my governor’s hand.

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The Ottomans or at least the Ottoman elites were super gay so even the homophobia is probably mostly a reaction to the west (temporarily?) allowing gay people to marry.

Definitely don’t do illegal things if you’re pretty sure you could get away with them because that would be really bad.

Coach, I know I have what it takes! Just give me one more chance! I swear I won’t let you down! I’ll post about beanis twenty times an hour! I swear, coach, I swear!

Yeah I read theory

R/mademesmile

Honestly thought turok: dinosaur hunter fucking ruled.

They want to put the genie back in the bottle. But restoring 1950s America means restoring 1950s Earth, and I don’t think countries like China want to give their factories back to the USA (as if the American workforce is even capable of working at such factories).

Any suggestions?

Old folks will hang out for lengthy periods of time at the post office and chat endlessly with the guy who works there, who is also ready for retirement and constantly putting other people’s mail in our box.

My spouse is a nurse who works in a diverse workplace consisting of basically four groups of people:

• Asian women
• Jamaican women
• white women
• hogs

She told me once about an extremely awkward interaction when they had a Jamaican patient who was just really dirty. No need to go into details, but this was an exceptionally dirty person with terrible hygiene. One of the white woman nurses asked one of the Jamaican nurses if it was part of their “culture” to just be really dirty. And the Jamaican nurse was just like…what? The white woman had also asked the question like she was just genuinely curious if Jamaicans were naturally dirty, like she was being nice to the Jamaican nurse by taking an interest in her “culture.”

I just look at the word “culture” as a way for liberals to talk about race without using the word “race.”

My wife’s manager is also a hog who has gotten in trouble multiple times for telling racist jokes. I overheard him on a zoom meeting, and he basically sounds like that clip of Alex Jones begging the coach to let him back into the game. This guy is now in charge of making sure that the nurses don’t say anything inappropriate in the hospital.