Oscar winning cinematography.

Edit: for real, though, you should watch the movie. It’s incredible. Very funny, very sweet, and it features Michelle Yeoh, James Hong, and Ke Huy Quan. In fact, it marked Ke’s return to movies after a 20 year hiatus (he plays Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, btw).

Reminds me of that scene in “Everything Everywhere All At Once”.

I love the smell of barbecued xenos in the morning. It smells like… glory to the emperor!

And yet, if someone were to shoot him as an enemy combatant, they’d be prosecuted for murder. Curious.

“Hey, citizens, we’re out of money thanks to our ruinous, idiotic, 4-year-long invasion of Ukraine. Instead of holding our military and executive to account for our stupid, fascistic foreign wars (oops, I mean foreign military exercises!), we’re going to create laws that put extra scrutiny on your transactions. Hope you don’t mind!”

According to one of the stories my mother loves to tell my romantic partners, I pissed in a hamper one night while sleep walking when I was 7. Apparently, she woke up when I started wondering aloud where the hell the flusher was.

Welcome to the culture war I guess, Calibri. God, this timeline is dumb.

Interestingly, this is one of the few times I agree with Trump on something - we both think MTG is a traitor. Of course, I think she’s a traitor because of her constantly working to undermine the constitution, while he thinks she’s a traitor because she didn’t vote how he wanted once.

I have no idea why this admiral would be willing to fall on the stupidest sword imaginable for pete god damned hegseth. Like… are they offering him a lot of money or something? How flimsy is his sense of honor that he’d be willing to sell out his entire reputation for that?

God, what a piece of shit.

I guess the president has a “hurricanes make landfall in the US” button on the Resolute desk. How irresponsible of previous presidents to press it every hurricane season.

“Why would we ever attempt to hold administration officials accountable? So he did some war crimes. Big deal! Doing something about it would tank our popularity among people who would never in a million years vote for us anyway! Besides, we might scare off billionaire donors!”

Man, fuck the NYPD. Protectors of traitorous Nazi scum.

True. “Carol of the Bells” goes hard. It sounds like you’re being chased down a dark alley by a serial killer.

Daylight Saving time, Donald Trump & his supporters, the US healthcare “system”, mosquitos, Christmas music, babies on airplanes, hangnails, bigotry and intolerance of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

I agree completely. I never took to the whole “forgive and forget” mentality. Thing is, my memory sucks, so I do forget… I just never forgive. So there are a lot of people I hold grudges against for reasons I can’t remember. I just assume that past me knew what he was doing when he started the grudge in the first place.

I used to hope that, but these last couple of decades have brutally beten such optimism out of me.

The 37th president was Richard Nixon, or “Tricky Dick”, as quite a few people called him. Something to think about.

It’s amazing how divorced some people are from reality. Like, I have no idea what was going through that cop’s mind in that moment, but I would bet my life savings that he didn’t think that people viewing video of his behavior would overwhelmingly think: “Look at that pig piece of shit”.

I just don’t understand people who walk around with chips on their shoulders like that.