He was literally in court to be sentenced on a battery charge and was expecting probation. Apparently this wasn’t his first rodeo and the judge was going to make an example of him. Guess he decided he needed to up his game.

Giuliani was six blocks over. Sitting at a table in John Larroquettes, Night Court cafe and donut shopee, being served by a barista who looks suspiciously like Richard Moll and waiting for the judge to show up.

The Friendly Giant needs some props too.