What if it killed Elon?

Cool. Did any AI company pay for all their copywritten material? Surely OpenAI shouldn’t have access to the internet anymore.

I mean, it’s my revenge porn. I should be allowed to post it! /s

There’s a fun bit on the official website where they tell you how to get Musk to pay them $47.

“Joe Biden isn’t giving people in Florida proper help because Donald Trump lives there!” Mike Johnson in a week probably.

CIA informants are usually not members of the CIA, but citizens of non-US countries that the CIA gets their intel from. This is basically “China kills Chinese citizens who are telling the CIA stuff.”

But with the PS5 pro, you can experience this game with the full extent of pisser technology! I mean PSSR.

“For the last time, Roger, there aren’t hot swingers in your area!” Trump campaign IT to Roger Stone, probably.

Why play a story mode when we could be buying shark cards in GTA 6 online?

What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?

“… calling in about Haitian [Full-ass-hard-R-N-words] I mean migrants.” No you don’t.

Yeah, there’s no way you can stack an elected court!

Me and my homies castigate the enemies of the godhead and ¿%:?extru!de gun.

Ah, Laura Loomer, 9/11 conspiracy theorist, does not represent Donald Trump she…

Checks notes

Was only invited to a September 11th ceremony as a guest of Donald Trump.

Every time I saw her announcement it was a linked Instagram post. Does she regularly post to Twitter?

I couldn’t read this message because I am a Haitian immigrant in Ohio, and that puppy looks fucking delicious. /s

Trump: I saw people talking about illegal aliens eating pets on TV.

The TV: