

My wife’s eyes started to roll before I even gave her the punch line. Well done!


My wife’s eyes started to roll before I even gave her the punch line. Well done!
second hand smoke *not pictured
Why does this read like a pip requirements.txt?
I built a new PC from the ground up a few year back. Every morning when I would sit down to start working I noticed it had rebooted around 6:30 am. I searched through every single log, ran all sorts of hardware scans, checked power outputs, dug through everything in Task Schedulers, and could not find a single reason it would keep rebooting. There were no Event Logs showing the reboot was initiated and no minidump files so it wasn’t a BSOD.
I woke up early one morning and sat in my office waiting for it to reboot and nothing. The next morning I go in my office at 8 and it had rebooted. Some mornings it would reboot and others it would not. I was convinced it had to be my power supply and was about to order a new one.
Then I came downstairs right at 6:30 one morning and caught my son walking out of my office. Turns out he was going into the office every morning and holding down the power button and forcing a reboot because liked watching all the RGB light turning all at once when it would turn on.
Only my wife and daughter are graced with the opportunity to pet her. I’m only allowed to let her sniff my finger.
I only feed her, house her, and scoop her poop
I rented one of the big 75 foot ones from Home Depot to clear a branch drain. The sound it made of all that nasty water rushing out as soon as I cleared it almost made up for the smell I had to endure… almost. But the rental was $81 versus the $750 I paid a plumber for a similar job in the past.


Read the headline and thought: that’s going to be a red state. Clicked on it and confirmed.

I needed to upgrade my GPU in 2020 and now I need to upgrade my RAM, fuck me
SSN 535-07-5248 in case anyone wants to steal his identity
It’s the opposite of my Maine coon. I swear the colder it was the longer he’d stay outside.


Marisa Tomei as the Mother…
I’m in!


The thing that I’ve seen with any forgery attempts is it’s impossible for one person to account for everything. There are experts not just in comics but on paper, ink, printing presses, and all sorts of other things that one person might not account for. Like you could have the same paper and ink, but it may be impossible to make it look like it was printed 100 years ago.
It’s like those people who catch speed runners cheating because Mario’s left leg goes 1 pixel higher when you jump or some other ridiculous detail that no one else may have ever noticed.
The senior help desk technician eats all winter long in preparation for his upcoming metamorphosis. In the spring he enters the cocoon and emerges 3 months later as a full-fledged sysadmin.


I’d say it’s on par with shows like Cobra Kai. It knows what it is, and doesn’t try to be anything more. It’s a fun action watch, with some good nostalgia and funny bits. Never takes itself too seriously.


I won’t say it’s the worst, but King of the Hill had a habit of contracting itself. Especially when it came to Peggy’s family.


One Piece - specifically the Wano arch. It was so long and drawn out. I just kept waiting for something to happen but the whole Oden backstory just drug on and on. Once they got back to the straw hats I completely lost interest. This was after making it through over 900 episodes.


March 10, 2026
Mrs Brown’s Boys - I was just scrolling through Brit Box and came across it. I had never even heard of it, and just picked it on a whim. I’ve only seen the first episode, but it had me and my wife rolling with laughter. I hadn’t laughed that hard at a show since the first time I watched IT Crowd.