The democrats are definitely the next step if we can take down Lemmy.world. It will prove that Hexbear is truly an force to be reckoned with.

If you’d like to speak with someone about that, I have a cognitive behavioural therapy vape as well. It pays you 3 spongebobs per weed.

Those are the limited hangout accounts. I’m talking about the ones that post hardcore 𝕽𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 libs can’t even spot. They know you’re a tankie if you start advocating for basic needs or bodily autonomy. They don’t scrutinise every comment though.

You mock it as a Luddite, but I’m getting with the future. By 2028 vaping will be the only job left.

Meet my girlfriend, the computer in my vape that pretends to be a horny minotaur and pays me spongebob money when I get high

Whoa whoa whoa, this thread is for Hexbear members ONLY. You shouldn’t be able to view it.

I thought c/chapotraphouse was just for us. It’s our house.

It’d be neat if this could double as fall protection like those backpacks for kids. My great-grandmother died at 101 because a fall broke her hip and she didn’t have the wound healing ability to keep it from becoming infected. If that belt had an airbag it would really add a lot of quality of life to that population.

the admins must be seething lmao

Nope, trust the plan ;]

The defederation was my greatest move. None of them questioned it.

Oh! The best part. They still don’t suspect it. Almost nobody there has questioned if Lemmy.world is becoming a tankie hive.

Video game tie-ins do NOT work for us. We tried to do a Minecraft one where players facing starvation could choose to eat a delicious Arby’s sandwich that appeared in front of their character. Over 95% of them chose starvation even though it was right there.

Thanks! That was also my idea. Remember how in Zombieland they were willing to eat twinkies because food no longer exists? I figured The Last of Us would also make people depressed and willing to consider Arby’s.

The state of the economy is stressing consumers, but in focus testing we found that increasing the price also increases the feeling of dehumanisation to achieve maximum Bloodshed.

I have made multiple comments in the past year that the endgame of the Polymarket Society is gambling in hospitals. Doctors against nurses, care teams against patients, patients against their own bodies, and surgical theatres for high stakes tables. You and your EMT will be betting on the time it takes for the ambulance to arrive, and by the time it does your kid will have played 6 hands of video poker and died. It’s coming. Heaven told me this.

I think if my apartment complex’s recycling bin had a chicken bucket, I would be tempted to put more things there instead of the river.

That is going to be such a brilliant collaboration. His character on On Cinema is perfect for an Alex Jones pivot.

So now you’re getting bizarre initiatives like a partnership with KFC for “charge and eat” service stations:

Could this be the key to getting Americans to electrify? We could even integrate fried chicken into other socially positive behaviours like taking the bus or recycling.

I’m not losing I’m not losing I have hella french fries actually STOP

It’s the best framework I’ve found for Marxist scientific philosophy. I’m not good enough at mathematics to thrive in a lab, but I can absorb interdisciplinary theory to spot contradictions and resolve them. Science becomes a holistic feedback loop driving community and ecological participation/wellbeing, creating the conditions for others to do natural experiments instead of just passively observing and classifying. The revolutionary project tied to it brings a moral and ethical framework that can’t be corrupted in the ways bourgeois science is.