Final state changes are too common a theme in creative writing.

I have learned much today. Some of which maybe i shouldn’t have.

With my newfound half-assed knowledge from a stranger, I shall apply it to the furthest extent of my will.

Meatsacks, or meatbags. Meatballs for the fat ones.

Now you remember only 1min 3 sec later

Dude straight up gon fly away on a cloud

When cultures clash, the foreigners are always the assholes. It’s all relative, especially as the tourists stay far less accountable for the consequences of their actions.

Wasn’t there some shizz about it being all made up?

It’s just asking for cascade failure.

Everyone goes to drop off a brick once a week?

White noise machines sounds cool. The sounds coming from the (ladies) stall next to the men’s is nothing short of impressive.

Some women going #1 sound like power washers.

Best I can do is the tip.

Also in Japan and Korea it’s apparently a ‘harmless prank’ to suddenly stick a finger up someone’s bunghole if they’ve bent over or are otherwise unsuspecting.

I thought hearts went ‘lub dub’ instead of ‘wee woo’ - I would’ve said it’s more tangent or some transformed Gaussian at best?

Your left or my left?

Also does this mean everyone should be diddling their buttholes from time to time - either that or stick a fork in an outlet on occasion?

We should move onto a ‘by function’ system, where there’s one section with urinals, another with toilet cubicles, another could rooms for the handicapped. If women can piss decently into the urinal, more power to them.

Now that I think of it, maybe we should have tissue paper dispensers and bins for people to dab dry their genitals at urinals. Just sticking it back in after flicking it thrice?

Anyone and everyone can use any facility. Although it would be an asshole move to take up the handicap cubicle if there’s one waiting. But it would be idiotic to wait in a long line for regular cubicles if it’s empty.

He couldn’t end the country in 3 days so he’s getting a few days more to get the job done.

I actually never figured out how to use those.

A bidet

The app isn’t exclusive, any person (women, for the most part) have the ability to join said app. Your definition of (not) ‘public’ is shaky at best. Even then, humiliating someone without their knowledge behind closed doors is not cool even in the best of circumstances.

Whoa. He must be like some sorta vampire. Is that why they all drink his blood too? In the hopes of becoming immortal vampire?

You got me there