Easy Fuck the Mormon. they’ll wonder what else the Bible has been lying about when they realize sex is fun. Marry the flat earther. do not procreate so their stupidity genes end here. Kill the Scientologist. Where’s Shelly miscavige?

Bullshitting cops? Unprecedented!

It sucks everyone went through that. Fuck that boss

S - just a onesie

Rosalia had some bangers on her new album lux. It’s different from her previous album. The new one sounds very Spanish opera with a modern twist

Lone hunter with companions

I go to work every day with the hopes that I die horrifically directly in front of the owner and scar them for life

I started a game last week where I take a shot anytime he’s awake. I haven’t cracked the bottle yet

She needs to Pokemon gtfoh

The beeping on my monitors power led drives me insane if it’s on standby mode and flashing

Fruits and vegetables in general. 90% of my baby carrots are worse than that one I had that one time.

he thinks this is age of empires?

Charlie Chaplin look alike contest

Holly hell (we’re close to Xmas)

Lmao croissant profile

she looks like the button eyed mom from coraline

Ayo can I get a translation for us planetside? I no sasa

You dropped this ‘

Wait til food manufacturers figure out how to bypass glp-1 appetite suppression

So you’re telling me if I found a way reach all my fellow power company customers we could strike and lower our power rates?