My Android keyboard isn’t any better.

This is a super hero origin story in the making. Or villain. I’m going with villain.

Holy sheets

I sent an email, I’m good for the day, right?

Anything but the metric system

Only if you were Heidi Kluhm

I got some Ivermectin if anyone needs it

Just wait until more and more start to feel it.

I don’t know how people are getting by. Average household income in the US is like $121k/year. I would be in trouble if that was my household income and I don’t know how people are affording groceries making $60.5k each.

Dolls should be having wine parties instead

Sweet Lady Death, I can hear her hooves!

But the font is slightly different…

I work from home while everyone else leaves for school/work. I’m the favorite.

Expelled??? Suspend both of them.

I’m gonna use this. Hotard has a new place in my vocabulary.

I thought Mace was removing her own name after Trump endorsed her for SC governor?

$4.99 is an amazing price

I’ve been forcing my thumbs up for years for nothing?!?! It looks like having your thumbs directly on the airbag is bad news but I was sure I’d have broken thumbs with my hands at 10 and 2.

Thumbs up on the wheel, not around it. Again, due to airbags.

I just keep clicking and it keeps working