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Cake day: October 6th, 2023

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  • In IKEA’s maze, I wander and roam,
    A labyrinth of lamps and cozy home,
    With dreams of a kitchen so sleek and neat,
    Yet lost in a forest of self-assemble seats.

    Through endless aisles of chairs and beds,
    Where visions of storage dance in my head,
    I search for an exit, a path to be free,
    But each turn I take leads me back to B3.

    Then a thought occurs, a curious twist,
    Could it be the CIA in on this?
    They’ve changed the directions and turned me around,
    In IKEA, forever, I’m helplessly bound.