Oh yeah, I forgot he actively removed it. That’s what I was referencing lol. “All I know is… they won’t get very far.” All this episode was missing was a scene of Picard crawling through a jefferies tube in one of those Voyager-style tank tops.

Ahh yes. The episode where Picard shoots a terrorist in the leg with a crossbow, leaves another to die of their own stupidity whilst gloating about it to the Starbase, and then ends on a Mister Ed reference.

It wasn’t the greatest movie but it was perfectly watchable. I’ve seen it at least twice? The first time for the memes, the second for having a crush on Aubrey Plaza lol.

Me playing Lego Star Wars and realizing you can shoot all of the Tusken raiders and the game just doesn’t care.

Bro has a pretty face.

“conversations with letters of the alphabet” hahahah fair. But also like, in their defence, you would assume that someone being placed in command of the flagship of the Federation would have been thoroughly vetted before hand wouldn’t you?

nawww the article should be about why the fuck we’re marketing a water gun that looks that real to ages three and up

A couple of notes:

This was a picture shared by a Marine aboard a Navy aircraft carrier (USS Abraham Lincoln), not soldiers (that would be the Army, and implies ground troops in my mind). Second, I asked a friend who served like 10 years in the Navy and he said “oh yeah shit like this is just kinda normal. looks good compared to what we got sometimes!” That said I wouldn’t even feed this to a stray animal.

hahahahahah fantastic

I’d argue that not knowing Picard very well gave them no reason to question him either.

I liked the bit about having been involved in 5 or more orgies counting as experience.

Bottom right pic has the same vibes.

Maaan now I’m disappointed this never came up. A Voyager style episode where Archer gets drawn into some “alien sport you’ve never heard of but its definitely earth water polo” fiasco could have been pretty funny. Instead we got… what was it, desert volley ball with a terrorist?

Half the time he smiles I think he’s just doing it to mock humanoids for being so expressive.

my man searched half the alpha quadrant just looking for some berries and honey

Ooh I like this theory

I hope they bring some vibe coded, 3d-printed anti-air defense missiles with them!

she better be callin her cooch ms moopsy then (bc it be drainin them bones)

Yeah. I hate to say it but once the adults show up it really starts to improve. The first few episodes seem a bit too Star Wars-ey.

“The Visitor” is up there with “Jurassic Bark” on the ugly crying scale.