I’m 1 because I’m going to see Back to the Future in a movie theater tonight :)
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Whatever happened to that guy?
3·15 hours agoHa I’m listening to the Delta Flyers recap of this episode right now :)
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
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WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•What do you think when you hear men prefer women with no make up?
2·1 day agoOh snap I like that!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifiesEnglish
2511·2 days agoI cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.ca•Is there an equivalent to sounds that only young people can hear that drives them away—but for old people?
12·2 days agoSomebody touching the thermostat
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pics@lemmy.world•Sandy wanted to play chase. I did not because I'm not feeling the greatest.
1·2 days agoAw feel better 🤍
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News@lemmy.world•USDA Threatens Stores Giving Discounts to People on Food Stamps
10·2 days agoYet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?
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Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•"How do you pronounce Mary/merry/marry?"
5·2 days agoI’m from NJ and these are all different sounds to me. This short shows the difference: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs
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THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Fascist paramilitary crashed into a U.S. citizen on her way to work, then dragged her out and arrested her [10/10/2025, Chicago] (Article)English
7·2 days agoThese fucking pieces of shit are a disgrace. Name and shame and make their lives unlivable.
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WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•What do you think when you hear men prefer women with no make up?
6·3 days agoI think “who the hell asked for your opinion?” as I roll my eyes and apply more sparkly purple lipstick.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
2·3 days agoAh, I see now - that’s a very good point!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
11·3 days agoIf you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:
I’m sorry to be pedantic
No you’re not.
is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.
Please give him a smooch on his noggin for me! Such a handsome brindleboi
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Daily Bunnies@lemmings.world•Daily bunny no.3127 getting a ticket to anywhereEnglish
2·3 days agoD’oh!














Thanks Lady - I had a great time! :)