Denying care until an arbitrary amount of weight is lost.

Maybe there’s sound science behind it, such as the procedures not having been tested on larger patients (if that’s the case why don’t they just say), but mostly it just looks like a waiting list hack.

First time I saw them I could see immediately it was YouTube trying to be TikTok, so I just blocked them with uBO. Haven’t seen one since.

So how do we unlock the green part for ourselves instead of giving it all to a rich twat?

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How are your pubes getting near your k–

wait, no I don’t want the answer to that question.

You’re absolutely correct that there are many improvements that need to be made. Basic needs for everyone could be met if we could get the leadership willing to achieve that.

Lack of choice for one. In public housing you get allocated a space according to some bureaucrat’s tired Friday afternoon can’t be arsed perception of your most basic needs, not what you want.

It’s just you? You get a “studio”, i.e. kitchenette, table and bed all in one room, separate bog and shower in a tiny cupboard if you’re lucky. Want a separate kitchen? No. Second bedroom for friends? No. Garage for the car you don’t want nicked? No. Extra room for your instruments? No. And it’s in a shitty area too, here’s your free stab vest. You’ll also want to buy some nasal protection too because you’re on the 27th floor and the piss-filled lift hasn’t been cleaned in 15 years.

Oh there are four of you? Parents share a double (no it’s not big enough for a king-size bed), kids share a room. One two-bed flat coming right up, complete with all the same refusals and one vest. There is one concession though, we don’t put families more than 10 floors up.

Buying or renting gives you the choice to live in whatever you want, wherever you want, providing you can afford it. Of course if you can’t afford it then you have to rely on handouts and you just have to be happy with what you’re given.

Well we all vote in our own best interests, as I’m sure you do too. The art of good governance is to provide an environment in which everyone can thrive.

The problem here is not old people who don’t vote in your best interest, it’s the government that aren’t ensuring everyone is catered for.

Make Apostleship Great Again

Well, fortunately they don’t get to dictate the health policies of advanced nations.

I wonder if you’ll still firmly believe that when you retire.

Don’t make them think. You know it hurts their heads.

I like a nice pair of bongos.

Was singeing the NDA the reason you didn’t keep that job?

Depends how far you go back. The top half is pretty representative of the professional dev team I was in in 1992.

Same way you did it in 2024 but it’s easier because the springgirdles have been replaced with rotated manglebrackets.

Dat’s ow klevah are akkadumiks ar theez daiz.

He probably also says “legos”

That’d be reet kewl.

Nobody:
Me: Thanks, that’s a big improvement.