I’d love to have a longitudinal study on boomers’ lead levels; since all that aerosolized leaded gas got sequestered in their bones as kids, it must be being reintroduced into their bloodstream as osteoporosis sets in

That nefarious evil sorcerer moongrass shit straight turned off his pacemaker. Blinken brought that endo in a USAID baggie so you know Dr. Gottlieb grew it hisself on the yoga commune in Caelid

No U.S. military personnel went ashore in Gaza.

This sentence seems like one of those half truths/pre-confessions you tell your parents when you know you’re gonna get caught but you try to preemptively lessen your culpability.

Volcel olympians have arrived at Paris.

I have an LLM turn my resume into cover letters & I feel great! (I am still unemployed)

Zaku 1 train

I’ve noticed a bunch of adults driving new-ish looking cars in my very car-dependent area that’re plastered with “please be patient student driver” bumper stickers & am left to wonder if a bunch of people decided to buy their first car after lockdowns ended, or forgot how to drive during them & think a bumper sticker will excuse their cluelessness.

Seth’s a cool dude despite his libbishness

Yeah IV administration is definitionally 100% bioavailable; there might be some degree of the IV drug effluxing from the bloodstream, across the gut lumen, back into the intestines where orally administered charcoal could absorb it. However orally administered drugs will definitely be absorbed by oral charcoal

Managed Democracy™ really does seem like the ideal method of voting to libs

Sagt es Herr Drumpf:

Second this: the verbosity and mental acuity granted by the more bioavailable/potent dextro-rotrary isomer of amphetamine—combined with the anxiolytic effects of benzos—seems the perfect combination for giving critically important annual speeches upon which you’ll be judged by Capital; let the naval corpsman, flight surgeon, or whomever the fuck is handing out these scripts, deal with the comedowns.

Also worked with 2 Israeli VCs (sorry for linking times of Israel, it’s the most comprehensive source I could find)

https://www.timesofisrael.com/2-israeli-startup-entrepreneurs-played-roles-in-rise-of-alexandria-ocasio-cortez/

I think it’d need some hoist that lowers the baseplate onto the ground, but 105mm howitzers are being mounted on humvees with stabilizing jacks & I’ve gotta assume those generate a bunch more recoil

I’ll take a truck with a 120mm mortar + laser guided rounds, a quad copter to designate for 'em, and an e-bike pls. I’d rather not get hotboxed by a hypersonic copper jet that I didn’t see coming

I work adjacent to biology and have only heard of this genus through MGSV lol

Looked at the linked article within that’s about the Wolbachia study to see if Hideo Kojima once again predicted the future. Sadly no scientific paper is linked there nor an explanation given for the mechanisms on how Dengue transmission is reduced in Wolbachia-infected mosquitoes, or how Wolbachia-infected males produce non-viable eggs when breeding with uninfected females.

Alas, Dr. Mullen’s impact factor has waned ever since that Sus halkias obesity germline escaped his research facility, necessitating the pivot to entomology. My electrons are in their Highest Occupied Molecular Orbitals.

Rocking harder than COVID-era Nick Mullen

Even German law recognizes trying to escape prison is a sane response & doesn’t extend sentences for re-captured escapees