They’re a bunch of fucking monkeys, jumping around like savages, scratching their armpits, and throwing shit at the walls. I don’t want to live in a world where people so entirely lack a moral compass that they can cheer on murder as an outlet for their anger.

You think she gets tired of being called a “girl”?

Somehow I doubt that would be the result.

Not a news site, not the article, and it’s inviting you to download code from a Russian site. What could possibly go wrong?

Like, when does such an egregious violation of labor laws become good for business? Somebody had to know this would not end well.

Is the right to state facts not a thing anymore? I thought speech was in the Constitution or something.

I like it an awful lot.

That would be weird. I’m glad that didn’t happen.

Aww, who’s a good kitty?

Oh, like, 12 hours. Maybe 13 or 14. Submariners live on an 18 hour day, not 24.

The pastor I hired to deliver the sermon at my dad’s funeral literally implied that my dad was not “up above” but “down below”. I think it’s because we asked him to keep it non-religious and he was being petty.

Touche.

Why are people able to be socially compelled? Alas.

On top of a torpedo in a submarine with loud af Navy Seals a few feet away.

There’s an “agrihood” in Cumming, Iowa.

I would’ve bought something if something had caught my eye, but I just don’t need anything…

“too small; didn’t read”

Social problems cannot be solved with technology

“Good fences make good neighbors.”

You go, dawg. Good for you!

Is this because you’re moving into the White House?