immaculately sorted. IMMACULATELY!

First thought: Well, usually i’d laugh, but it’s microsoft, so this might actulally work

second thought: wait, Twitter also doesn’t produce any hardware… why not start there?

They really should do that, because then more people would witness the whats going on.

I hope someone is going to post a “well, actually…” with an obscure wiki link soon, or i might lose my faith in the internet… it’s been almost 8 hours…

you win though, i was too lazy to look for the boobs category :D

His everything is failing.

https://lemmynsfw.com/ exists, so…

more durable and lighter than pottery.
gourd does the job better.

There is a proverb in germany, that germans would still buy a train ticket to attend/travel to a riot/revolution.

This is as funny, just that it’s actually happening.

This is so brilliant, I’m actually jealous that I didn’t think of it.

that can’t be real.

can it?

Yes they do. If I want malware and non malware on my PC then that is up to me, I am the fucking admin.

Fixed your post, and yes you are the admin, you can do what you want.

I mean, i expected some comments on this, but that ? really?
very weak. back to the drawing board.

alternative: Games do not belong on computers that do non-game things.

Anyway, this is going to be resolved as soon as north korea finds out who many people have important stuff on PC they game on, and hack some hapless devs source to install a rootkit on 100m PCs via steam.

https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise

What is a tortoise anyway? Is it just a fancy way to say “turtle”? Well, actually, there’s a meaningful difference between tortoises and other turtles. All tortoises are in fact turtles—that is, they belong to the order Testudines or Chelonia, reptiles having bodies encased in a bony shell—but not all turtles are tortoises. If tortoises are turtles, why not just call all turtlelike creatures “turtle”? Because if the animal you’re referring to is a tortoise, some wise guy is going to correct you every time.

Could be worse, could be that one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DIN_connector

Looks like OpenAI crawled this blog: https://medium.com/@saujanyapdl22/what-my-heart-h-d3c9845badfb among the myriad other things. I wonder if the author approves.

The little buggers are not as slow as people think.

I wholeheartedly agree

Turtles are the horniest animals on the planet.

If you don’t have enough girls per male, they will not be able to eat or drink because they are constantly molested by the fuckmachine males.

If you want to live with turtles, don’t mix genders, or get a whole lot of turtles…