Never eating that again.

He is not your friend, he is just keeping you around for a time when he can’t find some else and feels the urge to kill again.

Not a good month for CEOs

I don’t understand what’s shocking about that?

I would have called that predictable.

I feel attacked !

Or seen. same difference.

Ah, the old tug-of-war between justice and law.

1. languages evolve, and the origin is nothing more than a curio today. People use the term “alpha” to mean a thing that exists in humans, even if it never did in wolves.
2. this thing is called by the rest of the population “being and asshole” and as such i find the self identification of those people very usefull and time saving.

I and almost certainly evey other non-psycho father would have done the same.

destiny 2

/me raises hand.

aww, one sec, have to find my tiny violin…

Saving this picture, in case I ever eat something poisonous i can use it to throw up immediately.

panasonic microwave from 1996. I hope i don’t jinx it by posting about it here. Gigabyte Ultra Durable mainboards. IBM Model M keyboard PROXXON tools

Thank you!

I don’t get the last panel. somebody please explain.

what a muppet.

Wait, that’s exactly how i tidy up my kitchen!

… or a plastic toy snake, a pair of headphones, a Mathias Quiet Clicky keyboard switch, 2 random screws, a N95 mask, assorted coins, an acorn, a notebook and pen…

Well, can’t argue with that, my doctor agrees.

Well fucking thanks. Fat chance of me enjoying this moment now. Instead I just feel bad for all the moments missed and mortality in general.