Nothing could go wrong with that, and i mean LITTERALLY nothing.

with “pathetic” he probably means the driver and the dude on the sticker, right?

I don’t know if it’s because i’m not a native speaker, but i consider people who use “male” and especially “female” instead of “men” or “women” very very weird at best.

You can never go wrong with the classic, Turtleneck top, glases (not optional), sneakers, Ulysses.

There is a more modern way though, bring a travel chessboard and do random moves, then look at your phone type somethgin, wait, and then make another random move.

It’s called making a product/service for their customers instead of for the shareholders bank balance.

same, same, same, and same.

“To cut off your own nose to spite the face” is the only thing that comes to mind here.

“ALRIGHT! I"LL SAY YES BUT PLEASE GET BACK INTO THE COCKPIT AND FLY THE PLANE!”

tears in my eyes…

tears in my fucking eyes.

YES!

Finally a way to destroy the AI hype.

Maybe the man is good for something besides wasting oxygen after all.

Well, to that i can only say a heartfelt

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Oh, I know this one! The question for this answer is: “What is the most stupid way to find inefficiencies that you can think of?” for 200!

Are they quiet?

I hear cheering from somewhere…

I strongly suggest following him on Mastodon.

Replies to his posts are among the most useful tools you can have to get a good blocklist going.

zero chance that dude resigned because of those tweets…

He realized how far over his head he was, and rather than admitting that to his overlord musk, he takes this lucky break, whines about harassment, and resigned.

It’s weird, but … I find that almost … wholesome?

yep. this. summs up my youtube subs. also: suggestions disabled, because thats all i need.

This is really a hard time for them, I barely raised an eyebrow before I even noticed it was the onion.

he’s going fast!

Already preparing to put people with psychological disorders into camps…

It’s a chinese company, where else would they store the data?