Democrats have raised close to $2 billion and have 4 years to prepare and find an adequate replacement for Biden, yet they spent all $2 billion on all-you-can-eat crayon buffet. Deeply unserious institution.

IT’S HAMBERDERS TIME

Should’ve changed their mascot from a donkey to lemmings. I hate this spineless party so much. The cowering and mass hysteria is embarrassing. Once a person buckled, the whole house of cards come down. Their reactionary doomer hysteria Op-Eds today are worse than Biden’s actual debate performance. Literally not a whole lot of people outside the media/politics pundit bubble actually care that much. Majority of people literally didn’t bother to tune in. I’m actually baffled how the Dems is a functioning major political party, they were carried by Obama for 8 years and barely managed to win an election against the most incompetent president in history in the middle of pandemic where thousands of people die everyday. Like actually try to stand up for your principles, yuck. Libs deserve everything coming to them, the problem is they are dragging us and the whole planet down with their incompetence.

• My phone has been blowing up
• Panic among top Democrats
• Not a good look for Biden
• President Biden is a decent man but he must step down

Don’t you dare call Thomas “I ask my Uber driver” Friedman the most wrong man in the world. He’s a true spokesperson for all Uber drivers in NYC

Joe “Jack, I checked my pockets and my keys aren’t there” Biden

Now I subjected myself to some reaction from “professional” analyst, I kinda think that this was a hitjob and a coup.

Usually, the first “hot” take by analyst on the network hosting the debate is the most important. John King of CNN, right after the debate ends immediately goes on “panic among Democratic party.” Then everyone on the panel, Van Jones, David Axelrod, Alyssa Griffin, all took turn burying the shiv, with nothing positive to say. These people are not that brave, and they have been gaslighting people for 6 years (ever since Biden started running in '18 he’s been mentally compromised). Same with MSNBC, Rachel Maddow asked Alex Wagner and she immediately also said that the reaction was negative. Joy Ann Reid piled on and said Joe Biden don’t have the stamina. The replacement headline then immediately made it to NYT front page, opinion piece, and now repeated by all major outlets. These people didn’t went through the denial, anger, bargaining stage, they all within 1 1/2 hr debate go to acceptance in unison.

Biden’s performance was so khallas that I actually got cold feet and consider the possibility of actually voting for him (I live in a blue state where my vote doesn’t matter anyway). Things are so dire, and dumbass dem libs caused this mess.

More like you reach into your pocket and your keys aren’t there

They had a rule where each person were given 3-4 minutes to answer question while the other person had their mic off to prevent interruption. This prove to be disastrous, Biden cannot talk coherently for 3-4 minutes straight without falling apart, meander, and losing his train of thought. Biden often finished early, then the mods said “Mr. Biden you have 2 minutes left”, started to freestyle disastrously and then time’s out and got cut off. Trump deflected every question the moderators asked, and talk about something else entirely, lies through his teeth, but he is coherent within the 3-4 minutes time, finished on-time, mods don’t have the balls to ask follow up question, and changed the topic. It’s a disasterclass both ways for the planet, but horserace wise it is also a calamity for Dems.

“We’d be able wipe out his debt,” Mr. Biden said, describing how tax increases on the wealthy would increase federal revenue. “We’d be able to help make sure that all those things we need to do — child care, elder care, making sure that we continue to strengthen our health care system, making sure that we’re able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I’ve been able to do with the uh, Covid, excuse me, with dealing with everything we’ve had to do with, uh — look, if — we finally beat Medicare.”

… [incoherent rambling] … the covid … uh … We beat medicare

Hummelgaard said foreign flags would not be banned, and could be used for sporting, demonstrations and other events. The law will also not cover the flags of Nordic countries, Greenland, the Faroe islands, Germany and international organisations.

They just don’t want people flying Palestinian flag out of their apartment balcony

Isn’t real is a banana republic

The $5 a month Welkin Moon pass seems like a bargain

Why yes, I work for Teach for America for 2 years

Why yes, I volunteer for the Peace Corps

It is a gross bourgeoisie work-study scheme to cosplay as poor people and satiate their savior complex.

Okay, maybe a person with a humble background can teach English in Thailand, or work as wine server in Spain. But one does not become ice cream server in Paris, English teacher in Thailand, waiter in NYC, wine server in Catalonia, and graduate from Ivy League school with major in history, and then become NYT columnist simultaneously in one lifetime without coasting on privilege and parent’s money.

Keffiyehs were cool in '94 and they are still cool in 2024

Yeah hearing this makes me seethe. There is nothing “performative” about sacrificing your life, self-immolate in front of Israel embassy while yelling “Free Palestine” and calling out the ruling class with your dying words. RIP comrade Aaron.