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  • google are implementing security policies on their devices that cannot be implemented on grapheneos and will prevent certain apps (notably banking ones) from working

    That is concerning. Tbh, banking apps are probably the main reason I use a smartphone at all, because thereā€™s no way anymore, at least where I live, to get a TAN without their stupid apps since they have all deprecated SMS TAN. Some still sell you physical token generators for ridiculous prices, but thatā€™s going away, too.

    And on the main topic of this thread: can Xwitter in general just fucking die already?









  • Which AI models, though? Your synthetic text extruder LLMs that canā€™t accurately surpass humans at anything unless you train them specifically to do that and which are kinda shite even then unless you look at it exactly the right way? Or that fabled brain simulation AI that doesnā€™t even exist?

    Instead, he prefers to describe future AI systems as a ā€œcountry of geniuses in a data center,ā€ [ā€¦] [and] that such systems would need to be ā€œsmarter than a Nobel Prize winner across most relevant fields.ā€

    Ah, ā€œfutureā€ AI systems. As in the ones we havenā€™t built yet, donā€™t know how to build, and donā€™t even know whether we can build them. But letā€™s just feed more shit into Habsburg GPT in the meantime, maybe one will magically pop out.











  • Iā€™ve been around the internet a long time, and even back then when throwing slurs at each other and ā€œmaking funā€ of marginalized groups was, if not accepted, at least tolerated because it was considered some poor attempt at humor, I donā€™t remember ever seeing a rule or passage in any netiquette stating it that explicitly.

    It was always ā€œwe donā€™t censor speech but donā€™t be an assholeā€ with a giant asterisk about what both censoring and being an asshole meant, but I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen even the worst places say, ā€œwe explicitly allow hate speech, go aheadā€.

    Holy fucking shitballs.


  • The worst bit is, the devs who arenā€™t like this are basically forced to comply anyway. Whenever I justify a delay in some release with that testing/bugfixing takes time, I get slapped with release it anyway, you can patch it later, and although I am lucky to be in a privileged position where I can fight this for some amount of time, every young programmer who comes into a job with a good mindset is not and has to bend over or face shit like negative performance reviews because theyā€™re too slow.

    This is so fucking infuriating. I donā€™t want to release shit software, I want to make sure the stuff I ship works. Back when patching meant you had to ship a physical medium to a non-trivial amount of users, that was how things worked, but apparently only because IT HAD TO and not because itā€™s good fucking work ethics to have. Now that you can just zero-day patch everything itā€™s apparently okay to ship unfinished shit and use your customers as beta testers.

    I hate this so much and I try to avoid doing this as much as I can professionally. And whenever I canā€™t I actually feel bad and want to apologize to everyone who has to use that shit release.