Lookin so much like an old leather sofa that Vance is probably gonna start trying to chat him up soon.

Edgar suit lookin motherfucker

“So it sounds like you’ve been under a lot stress lately. Do you wanna taco bout it?”

Twice apparently - in March in Eau Claire WI (I really hate how much this NYT article is painting this as a negative but I’m having trouble finding another one - every video I can find of the town hall he did there is only partial) and “skipping around like a dipshit” back in October

Tbf, this is from the 17th. The Taco shit has been in the last few days.

He called Musk a nepo baby dipshit as recently as March.

The Donald Trump Center for Kids who Can’t Business Good and Wanna Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too.

It’s short, but I gotchu:

My Roomate is a Cat

Man in his early 20’s depressed after the sudden death of his parents takes in a stray kitten that was dumped and they look after one another. First half of each episode is from the man’s perspective and the second half is the same events from the cat’s perspective.

There’s still some edge cases floating around. Some laundromats, parking meters, using a shopping cart at Aldi, older vending machines, bottle deposits, probably a few more but that’s off the top of my head.

I mean, I was in high school when the cell phones were largely flip phones and that one nokia brick that could probably survive being run over by a tank and at that point the rule was “nobody gives a shit if it’s in your pocket/in your bag and on silent, but if I see it or if it’s making loud disruptive noises from wherever you’ve got it it’s going in my desk until the bell rings”. That still seems a reasonable middle ground in my opinion. That way, it’s still accessible enough in the event of an actual emergency but not usable otherwise.

Someone should show him that one episode of South Park and see if he microwaves his balls.

Yuuuuuup. Can hear that shit in my head every fucking time I see the acronym and it’s honestly starting to annoy the piss out of me

Honestly I’ve been wondering since the debates if he had a bad UTI when he crashed and burned. It’s not uncommon for them to cause confusion or even delirium in that age group and I seem to recall a lot of vague comments from his team saying he’d been ‘sick’.

I’ve just been calling her Cruella.

That little girl looks like she’s even sick of grandpa’s shit. Hair is bone dry in every photo and the only one of her actually in contact with the water, she’s kicking it in his face. She honestly looks visibly upset when he’s dangling her brother over it.

Bowel’s moving castle

Jeff the killer lookin ass

At this point, I’m more upset at whoever is in his orbit and is not at least attempting to take Grampa’s car keys away

I’m not trying to disincentivize that, I’m being honest about it in a forum where it’s highly unlikely they’re gonna read it. How many regretful Trump voters who voted that way because they don’t pay attention do you think hang out in politics threads on lemmy? I’m not gonna turn any away if I run into one in real life but if I’m being sincere, I’m also never gonna be able to fully trust them.

The reality is, most people don’t make educated decisions at the polls. It’s knee jerk reaction to the economy

Yes, and that’s childish and fucking moronic. Do better. I’m admittedly one to over-prepare in general, but I genuinely cannot comprehend why anyone would CHOOSE to not know anything about what they’re voting for. “Oh, I don’t like following politics”. Well, tough shit dumbass; I don’t like feeling like I’m stuck in the geopolitical equivalent of a high school group project with the asshole jock who can’t be arsed to do his portion of the fucking presentation but here we fucking are.

The situation is dire enough that no, I’m not saying we should turn these folks away. We need all the help we can get. But I’ll be lying to them when I tell them I forgive them. I don’t think I ever truly will.