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Cake day: November 9th, 2023

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  • Thankfully chatgpt expanded on the list. Some hits some misses

    Sure! Here are 30 more playful names for common items:

    1. Computer = Clicky Tricky

    2. Car = Zoomy Roomy

    3. Bed = Snoozy Woozy

    4. Shower = Splashy Dasher

    5. Toothbrush = Bristle Whistle

    6. Door = Swingy Thingy

    7. Clock = Tick Tock Block

    8. Shampoo = Bubbly Scrubbly

    9. Refrigerator = Chilly Filly

    10. Piano = Tinky Plinky

    11. Light Bulb = Glow Flow

    12. Blender = Whirly Swirly

    13. Airplane = Fly High Sky

    14. Shoes = Tappy Clappy

    15. Glasses = See Flea

    16. Towel = Wipey Swipey

    17. Mirror = Peepy Creepy

    18. Umbrella = Drizzly Fizzly

    19. Paintbrush = Drippy Zippy

    20. Backpack = Packy Wacky

    21. Elevator = Up N’ Duper

    22. Magazine = Flip Drip

    23. Scissors = Snippy Clippy

    24. Chair = Sit Kit

    25. Lamp = Glimmer Dimmer

    26. Pen = Inky Pinky

    27. Television = Watchy Squatchy

    28. Coffee Maker = Brew Stew

    29. Pillow = Fluffy Puffy

    30. Toothpaste = Squeezy Pleasy

    I hope you enjoy these whimsical renamings!











  • I had only just learned the term but I’m probably a black pill, and it’s different.

    My wife and I are having trouble, and divorce is on the table.

    When she asked about what am I going to do? I said I don’t intend to ever get into another relationship. Apparently that was more hurtful than trying to replace her… Go figure.

    I’ve had enough relationships in my time to know they are all pretty much the same, and I think I will be better off just not with anyone else. I’m sure my patterns play into these dynamics, but I try my best to be a good partner and I think I’m just better spending that energy on supporting myself in the time I have left.

    I have kids and don’t want to put any pressure on them (IE I’m careful that I don’t want them to be my emotional support), but hopefully that will allow me to feel enough connection as I descend into hermithood.