probably not on Instagram though, where this unnecessarily squared screenshot has most likely been taken from.
noodlejetski (he/him)
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noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•dubai lieEnglish
3·vor 29 Tagen…m-mom?
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•fidget ghostEnglish
9·vor 1 Monat…yes? that’s how fads work.
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
Linux@programming.dev•The state of Linux music players in 2026English
3·vor 1 Monatprobably due to the criteria listed in the post.
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Cars is a nightmareEnglish
1·vor 1 Monatdeleted by creator
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
Privacy@lemmy.ml•Me Buying A Phone From Google Solely Because I Can Put GrapheneOS On ItEnglish
5·vor 2 Monatenbecause in some countries it’s been the default means of communication for over a decade, which means a network effect.
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
Privacy@lemmy.ml•Me Buying A Phone From Google Solely Because I Can Put GrapheneOS On ItEnglish
3·vor 2 Monatenbefore it was acquired by Facebook
not that it really matters, but it was a few years after the acquisition.
he’s an ophthalmologist and it’s not his actual name, people use pseudonyms online all the time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Glaucomflecken
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialtome_irl@lemmy.world•eggshells all the way downEnglish
2·vor 2 Monatenthey wanted the cat, not the Firefox icon.
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
KDE@lemmy.kde.social•How do i swap those guys faces using KolourPaint?English
1·vor 2 Monatenlast time I checked, Pinta didn’t support layers either and had the feature set almost identical to Kolourpaint’s, so it’s just moving away from a Qt app to a GTK one for no gain.
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Spanish engineer reports flaw in ‘smart’ vacuums after gaining control of 7,000 devicesEnglish
3·vor 2 MonatenAzdoufal found that he could look and listen through the vacuums’ live camera feeds and collected more than 100,000 messages from the devices. He could also use any robot’s internet protocol – or IP – address to determine its approximate location.
ur so considerate
don’t forget the Penisgate.
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The tension is palpableEnglish
4·vor 3 MonatenI hate everything about the “typing” and “left on read” chat culture. I usually need a moment to gather my thoughts, and when someone points out “ooooh you’ve been typing forever” it immediately makes me want to not continue the exchange anymore. just go back to scrolling brainrot, I’ll be done when I’ll be done.
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•Piefed is cool! Lemmy is too! What's not cool? Infighting, it drives away new users. Unfortunately this seems a common sentiment...English
15·vor 3 Monatenanother set of forum-like software that can interoperate with Lemmy (and the rest of the Fediverse), but with a bit different set of features and look. I’m sending this comment from my Piefed account.
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•My time only costs $7.25 an hour and yet people still refuse to pay what they owe me!!!English
2·vor 3 Monatenas well as some that I did
noodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Please scienceEnglish
4·vor 3 Monatenand it’s used to manage pulmonary hypertension in infants.
except for the pedestrian crossing morphing into the lane and the horrible airbrushing of everything, and straightening the tires so it doesn’t look like it’s turning properly










honestly, given Graphene’s social media record, I’d assume they’re translating the video in the least generous way possible