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Bitchin’ Starbug

There are ten thousand teams at Microsoft making Teams worse.

I saw this at a friend’s house while spending the night when I was a kid. They had rented a VCR and this movie. Still way back in the days of “Wow you can watch a movie at home???” I remember the way I felt when I saw the guy turn in to a cobra. Yeesh.

• This movie
• Amityville Horror when the red/orange eyes outside the window slams the window shut on that kid’s hands
• Beastmaster when the human leathery bat mummies embrace you into their ponchos and your bones tumble out of the bottom

The muted “ragged flag” vinyl stickers sized and cut for your vehicle’s window dimensions, but all the stars on the field are Punisher skulls with blonde fright combovers

Stays crisp in milk.

“Unhinged” is not really a word with any value anymore as it relates to him. It implies that he’s crazy, but he is not. He’s got a rotten brain and a rotten soul and he works in the service of America’s/Humanity’s enemies. That’s not “unhinged”, that’s just plain hostility and malevolence.

Compatible with any disgusting toilet seat that you may want to ingest anything off of, it’s really great. Top big time #1 Mr. President! sir! I am crying! I want to kiss you! Many people are saying!

• Is Chicago 🙅‍♀️
• Is Not Chicago 💁‍♀️

D ayyyyy mon

His voice in the audiobook is the most wonderful sound.

Yeah for sure, I felt that by the end she was so trapped by the way she was raised that she was unable to stop what was clearly bothering her about the massacre on the sewing planet. I feel like she would have had no issue with it at all in S1, but by S3 when she had clearly developed something for the little fascist twerpy dude (not love I guess, but some shared burden/codependence) and serious doubts about her own position in the org chart that she developed a streak of identifiable humanity that was sad to see taken away almost as soon as she gained it. Pam Bondi is the opposite of this.

[making drawing-rainbow-with-hands gesture]

1. It’s always OK if Donny does it
2. It’s always OK if I do it

It’s a nice parallel but I think it misses its mark. I developed sympathy for Deirdre as her story inevitably became a tragedy.

If you want a picture of the future, many people are imagining concepts of big beautiful cankles in shoe lifts stamping on a non-orange (human) face in two weeks (forever)

– George Orwell 2: the Squeakuel

Nice. I am going to try this out.

A new era of safety: we blocked it entirely on our home router

What is Super Mario’s favorite vegetable? A Nintentato!

Nah. It’s not good regardless of anything you’ve ever seen before.

This part right here is called the Gauge gauge. We use it to approximate how many gauges are here on this control board.

Did you actually print it out and physically stick it in dog crap that you personally selected yourself? I think that could qualify as augmenting reality. Good work!