That math is too clean…

The ad gives 99 McGems, a toy costs 2000 McGems, and you get 750 McGems for $5.99, with 200 bonus McGems on you first purchase.

An ad for a toy.

Landing is the easiest part of flying. Landing & walking away is the difficult part.

Also gen X & I remember always playing as the U.S.S.R. in any game that let me choose because of the absolute banger of a national anthem!

Why not both? I’m sure you could find a sponsor for the HK Youth…

I would vote for this man over Trump in a heartbeat!

“Mysterious Ways”

“God had bigger plans”

“He needed an angel here on earth”

“They’ve been possessed by the Devil!”

“He’s the son of God!”

This should be in be wholesome, not shitpost

Akira is the first anime I’ve seen in this thread. I’ve seen it dozens of times myself; sticking to just anime I could add Ghost in the Shell, Perfect Blue, and Princess Mononoke.

I would legit buy that brick-o’-cheese right now if I could find it in a store

Rifle looks like a Galil, so she’s probably got some relation to the Israeli military.

I probably just caused you to have more questions…

My dad drove a 5-Speed Metro that he bought brand new until it couldn’t be rebuilt anymore. I think it had over 300k on the odometer.

That thing was awesome, 50 mpg in the 90’s was insane

Pull an anime move & call it “WAFFIE HOUSE”

I’d have to move to Venus for my sleep schedule to regulate…

Charging cable. It’s definitely some 3rd party thing, but again, no clue where I got it

True, but I bet there will be a very small amount of people who have the Machine & not the controller, considering that it’s more console than PC.

Flashes financial records

Priorities…

Giving yourself a pep talk in the car before even heading into the store, taking a few deep breaths, and clenching with everything you have while trying to look like you’re walking casually.

Been there…

I’m intrigued by the “USB WEIRD” label.

I have a USB->GBA SP cable that I have no idea where it came from. It probably came out of that box.

I think the bigger issue would still be supply. If they sell out of controllers from people buying them for their Deck/PC, they may not have enough for the Machines, delaying them further.