Oh, Snap!

That’s because you were supposed to rhombusulate, not triangulate.

Happy Tree Friends

Even the word roundabout is too complicated… My GPS refers to them as “traffic circles”.

Nah, pull it backwards so he can suffer through a couple loops before the plane breaks up from stress.

Thank you! You know what you need to do to make things work, and you’re not one of the people who think “North” = “The direction I’m facing”

Oh no… I wasn’t “watching porn” I was researching content to make sure the law is properly applied!

Diner waitresses that call everyone Honey/hon/sugar/shug.

If you ever get a Sir/Ma’am from them, you’re in deep shit.

Reading a map.

GPS is great & all, but I know people that if you put a paper map in front of them they’re still lost because they can’t correlate the map with reality.

That’s because you have to pass 3 dollar generals to get to the Walmart.

Just a general timeline for technology to become ubiquitous. Starts small, for the rich or “for nerds”; begins to take over, now seen as “normal”; eventually you’re the weird one for not having it.

Microwave ovens & the Internet are the two I can think of in my lifetime, I’d say an average of about 20 years for the cycle to complete, so about a generation.

Their other sister?

It’ll take at least a generation for Gattaca to be in full swing

That doesn’t look like GORILLAS.BAS

Aahhhhhhhh fuck.

Am I really that old?

I love orange creamsicles, but didn’t like the Coke… I think it was the cream flavor that was weird; I get lemon or lime flavor from the freestyle machines pretty often, so the citrus flavor is good.

My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.

My local roads are shit, the SUV prevents me damaging my vehicle in all the potholes / construction zones.

I would totally rock a Slate, though.