How tf did they peel it so perfectly

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Cool I’m sad now

The best finger box lube is puddi

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morpheus, Morpheus

Going to the Buffet and Walruses Confidence, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red pill, blue pill Morpheus, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

Choosing not to date someone isn’t really treating someone differently, 7 billion people on this planet you’re not gonna date most of them

Darkness Falls

Some people have all the luck

10/10 would soop

Only when I need a good cry

Endogeny

I rip those out and float it on the water to act as a splash guard. Sometimes my tip touches the rim but I usually carefully tuck it

Anything with high fiber. I once ate nothing but lentils for a month, thanks poverty, it made me poop like crazy

Otter Pops, purple aka Alexander the Grape is best

Thank you! I’m just starting my journey learning to code, I’ll definitely check this out.

Sounds like a lotta hooplah

I love it when you call me, big floppa

Born to shit, forced to enter a verification code to wipe.