So - when did Newson have a Fetterman-like stroke?

Buy the dip!

The dip: 2024-2028.

Drug companies: Raises prices on all developed countries

Translation: “We both agree: Trump should not be negotiating this”.

It’s like hijacking a plane pre-9/11. Everyone knew you just followed along because the hijackers wanted something. Then 9/11 happened and hijacking the plane WAS what they wanted.

Tarriffs pre-Trump always were to pressure a change in some policy. Then Trump came along and tarriffs were the policy. But instead of World Trade Center collapsing, it is now just World Trade.

I temporarily blacked out, what were we talking about?

I wonder how much diesel those things (plus the trucks that pick up the containers) use - and if this will decrease oil prices?

So, do people want the footballer turned president turned didn’t sign the right form when getting married so they are now in jail for life person back? Or is a Pakistani military junta still what the USA wants?

I don’t think the customers of small, affordable, useful trucks are the same customers as the cybertruck owners.

When does hurricane season start?

Tried to get one at 42 - they required a cola-guard screening first. Requested a cola-guard screening and insurance didn’t cover it until 45. Tried to manually buy one - couple thousand dollars. So basically you can’t start getting screened until 45.

If something like that can be easily be undone, then either it wasn’t anything or the people who made it didn’t try very hard to secure it.

They named it “second sound” because people just got confused when they called it a “heat wave”

Gates also announced that his Gates Foundation will cease operations in 2045, sooner than previously planned.

Didn’t he just get divorced? Wonder if this has something to do with that.

I’m going to have to file for attention bankruptcy!

first American pope

Pope Francis, who was born in South America: “Am I a joke to you?”

Let’s make a trade, Republicans… we will help you oust McConnell if you help us oust Fetterman. Both do not belong in the senate.

Anti-iraq war protesters killed John Kerry’s presidential bid and led to 4 more years of Bush. Did that mean the democrats ran away from the issue and everyone supported the Iraq War?

No, we changed leadership and polling so much so that we finally got out of the war. The option shifted so hard that in 2015 the only republican in a huge field of candidates that said the Iraq war was a failure won the primary, the whitehouse, and (eventually after he left) got us finally out of Afghanistan. (Yes I know that was Biden, but was odd that Obama didn’t do it).

Wasn’t that the one where a Trump supporter became the lead prosecutor, had an affair with one of the other lawyers, told the Trump team about it, and refused to resign or recuse themselves and drug it out until Trump won reelection?

With AOC at the helm, they can no longer tar and feather Bernie supporters as anti-women because we didn’t like Hillary or Harris.