

How about some quantum sneering instead of ai for a change?
They keep calling it a āprocessor,ā but itās actually a refrigerated probability sculpture they beg to act like it Is a NAND gate for just half a microsecond
āRefrigerated probability sculptureā is outstanding.
Photo is from the recent CCC, but I canāt find where I found the image, sorry.

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A photograph of a printed card bearing the text:
STOP DOING QUANTUM CRYPTOANALYSIS
- DECADES of research and billions in funding, yet the largest number a quantum computer quantum physics experiment has ever factorized remains a terrifying 21
- They keep calling it a āprocessor,ā but itās actually a refrigerated probability sculpture they beg to act like it Is a NAND gate for just half a microsecond - fever dreams of the QUANTUM CULT
- The only countdown ticking toward Y2Q is researchers counting the years of funding they can squeeze out of it
- Harvest now, decrypt later: because someday quantum computers will unlock the secret⦠that all the encrypted traffic was just web scrapers feeding Al model training
- Want to hack a database? No need to wait for some Quantum Cryptocalypse, Just ask it politely with āOR 1=1ā
(I canāt actually read the final bit, so I canāt describe it for you, apologies)
They have played us for absolute fools.

Thatās horrifying. The whole thing reads like an over-elaborate joke poking fun at vibe-coders.
Itās like someone looked at the javascript ecosystem of tools and libraries and thought that it was great but far too conservative and cautious and excessively engineered. (fwiw, yegge kinda predicted the rise of javascript back in the day⦠heās had some good thoughts on the software industry, but I donāt think this latest is one of them)
So now we have some kind of meta-vibe-coding where someone gets to play at being a project manager whilst inventing cutesy names and torching huge sums of money⦠but to what end?
Apart from a āhaha, turns out vide coding isnāt vibe engineeringā (because I suspect that ādesignā and āplanā just mean āwrite more prompts and hope for the bestā) I have to ask again: to what end? what is being accomplished here? Where are the great works of agentic vibe coding? This whole thing just seems like it could have been avoided by giving steve a copy of factorio or something, and still generated as many valuable results.