The Mew York Post might be a rag but at least it has those punny headlines.

Most dogs I know read the Woofington Post while the cats prefer the Mew York times.

As someone who comparison shops in excess, toilet paper math is infuriating.

“[His doctor] gave Graham opium enemas, which may have actually contributed to the decline of Graham’s health.”

Didn’t help but what a way to die.

I assure the person that has to answer the call does not care.

I filter out all of those words from my feed. I still see a lot of political stuff but it’s balanced out with a bunch of meme communities and such.

When people talk about people being jerks on lemmy I miss out on most of that. I’m here for fun.

I find most fake meat disappointing at best but fake chicken rivals and often surpasses that mechanically separated garbage.

George Kennedy calls someone a mullet head in Cool Hand Luke.

Who started putting avocado in sushi? I hate that shit. It seems like everyone thinks it’s key ingredient in sushi rolls now.

Sci Fi often skews left, doesn’t it?

What do you mean? Doesn’t that imply there’s three Shreks? Sounds pretty close to me.

Exxon Valdez

Not far off from the plot of the 2009 film Moon

Nope. Somehow I just crave a piece of white bread after eating a brownie and then maybe repeating the process. I have no rational explanation for this.

Chocolate brownies and white bread

Everything reminds me of her

Guitars. Some minor upgrades can get you a decent instrument. I wouldn’t use one as my primary guitar but it’s cool to have something a little different to play around with.

If KITT was a K car

A minute and a half in and already I love it