Shooter McGavin in shambles.

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know—morons.

Roughly 50% of American voters.

This one.

Here I am on 2024.7 waiting for card-mod to unfuck itself.

Scolded me for swearing at it.

“You’ll fucking know when I’m swearing at you,” was my reply to that shit the last time I gave it a spin (after it regurgitated nonsense after many prompts specifically asking for not nonsense).

Yo! Great work!

Is it because he’s a 5’10" 180lb slot WR3 trying to fill in for routes made for either a 6’1" 225lb monster or a guy who runs faster routes with better hands?

Post game.

… a fan pouring a drink on Brown as he gave his gloves to someone in the stands.

So, not an ironic Lambeau Leap or [other antagonist shit Terrell Owens used to do].

Go (to the) Birds! 🦅

I made a few jugs of apple wine by pitching gallons of apple cider in the end table under my TV, (plastic) bottle conditioning and forgetting about them for a while.

Huge alcohol content, decent taste, nightmarish poops.

You win.

Elevation difference, probably relative to Room 1 (or water level).

Counterpoint: If you think you said something stupid, you’re entitled to delete it. Don’t feel obligated to hang your ass out there and take a beating for a cold take.

Repokémon is an amazing name.

The answer has been “No” a few times and boy does that suck.

“No one has ever attempted something so convoluted/silly/impossible before. Guess we get to see if we’re actually programmers or not.”

Direct link to the PDF.

I made sure answering, “Has someone figured this out already?” is a formal step in defining project scope at my company.

Donphan is legit, too.

This person couldn’t be bothered to search “Phanpy Mastodon” to learn more, literally everything is non-trivial to them. They probably have to remember to breathe.

In my experience, and in the experience of my coworkers/contemporaries, our formal education taught us how to program which is distinct from which language we program in. For instance, my Java dev friend learned to program in C++ because that’s what was being instructed. I was forced to learn ActionScript 2 and then was forced to migrate to ActionScript 3, because that’s what was being taught. The experience of programming something and iterating on it was far more valuable than knowing a language like C++ or ActionScript.

Languages come and go, some faster than others, and you’ll eventually get to a point where your personal preferences stop mattering as much as which language is best for the task at hand.

PHP is dead. Long live PHP.

Let me Google that for you.