It’d be a little macabre, but I feel like it’s pretty easy to handcuff a corpse…

Neither is the person you’re responding to, we don’t have any manner of digital ID in the US.

Not in the US. Professor is for college teachers.

It’s assigned to a drink that isn’t carbonated. If there isn’t one then water gets its own dispenser.

I have this with the Spanish translation of toes. Dedos de los pies. The literal translation would be fingers of the foot.

I’m pretty sure ThePicardManuever posts 9 million times a day.

Jesus Christ it’s a lion, get in the car!

Migration to Europe or Canada is essentially impossible unless you have skills that are in high demand.

Costa Rica has wild capybaras. I’ve seen them.

Freeze it. I grew up upper middle class, so the idea of freezing bread was mildly repugnant. Now I’m poor as fuck, and I can promise it doesn’t make the slightest difference. Thaws quickly too.

Yeah, but we have to assume that a person wielding a knife can instantly stab you from 100 yards away, because uhh… I can’t walk backwards?

When 500 years old you reach, look as good you will not hmm?

I live on the same street as an elementary school, I see dozens of 3rd-5th graders walking to school every morning. Really confused about why this person was singled out.

I feel like at this point the Republicans don’t have to worry about their policies being popular anymore. Their voters are stuck in an information bubble where anything they don’t like is scapegoated on someone else.

Your updated number is still off by over a million. Not everyone over the age of 18 is eligible to vote. Not that it changes the point much, but you want to look for eligible voters vs over 18.

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A GM at a restaurant chain I worked for tried that once. Then the homeless guy hit a customer in the head with a 2x4 he found out back and the GM was fired pretty immediately. He was giving the homeless guy free food in exchange for taking the trash from the back door to the dumpster.

It’s wildly illegal to pay someone in food.

Dialogue existing in the John Wick films is totally unrealistic. The next film should just be him saying “What?” For 90 minutes with a high pitched squeal in the background

He didn’t file the paperwork soon enough in some states, so he’s still on the ballot. He sued at least one state to get himself removed even though he missed the deadline and ballots were already being printed.