I’m willing to lend my Ouija board if required

Found the mf who was texting in front of me at the cinema

My ass when someone suggests that we shouldn’t be chaining up the developing world in Structural Adjustment Packages, thereby collapsing their economy and forcing their citizens into poverty:

sounds tiring don’t ever talk to me or my friends again

Mf wants his bananas to grow in the ground 😭😂👎 no thanks I’ll stick with the ventilated variety

Now I’m seeking the answer to this question

You know when America is withholding aid that the best thing to go down in the current year is underway

☝️ 🤓

Can’t wait for lemmandroidos🙏

What do you mean when you say it’s a communist project?

Just last night I had a dream where a lawyer came to my work to interrogate me but I wouldn’t give her a single straight answer, not even my name lmao. For some reason I was being investigated for suspicious keystrokes logged on my work computer (my subconscious is ratting me out to the feds)

Absolutely riveting

Wrong, the magnet is me sitting atop the bike

Bourgeois feminism ✅

Capitalist realism ✅

Dissent commodification ✅

No wonder every single person I talk to is absolutely itching to throw their money at this thing.

Come back tomorrow for some war apologia and for the reasons why we should be the only country in the world with nukes!

Similar thing I love doing is riding my bike over the detectors in the road when there’s no cars waiting. Makes the traffic parallel to me have to stop 🤭🖕🚲💨