Can we do it next week instead? I’m trying to get through all the Angry Birds levels.

Pra ba jeeba

Fa chrise sakes

Most public bathroom tissue is exactly one molecule thick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SKEEZIX.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

it was named by scatman john.

What do you think of the new icons?

I sand the surface with 220 grit then apply two coats of acrylic enamel. While the paint is still wet, pock the surface in random locations with a blunted nail and score here and there with a dull screwdriver. When dry, I coat with a thinned down acrylic matte black then wipe with damp rag to smear into cracks and expose the color. Finish with a good polyurethane.

Can you see their winkles?

In my part of the world. A cunt is a good friend. He’a s good cunt. The word doesnt have the revulsive power elsewhere that it has in the US. If you want world empathy, pick a different word.

They aim at faces because they hate you.

And FDR was in a wheelchair no less. Imagine the current rabid right’s reaction if a democrat president was in a wheelchair?

It was intentional, they served grape soda too.

Floorp is made by 3 guys in a basement. Dont count on it being around.

I don’t think he’s anywhere near finished carving the submersible

You can look. But you can’t be an ass about it. You can’t leer.

a gun, especially in private hands, has absolutely no reason to exist

Americans phrase it a bit different:
‘Fuckin guns fuck yea!’

The Talaxians are an irritating species; they smell bad and their leader has authoritarian tendencies. It’s probably better that they’re no longer represented in the stellar empire.

You should be ashamed of yourself

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